ayb's definitions

Orange Chicken

Grand China Buffet serves better tasting Orange Chicken. The stuff sold at Panda Express tastes like crap.

by AYB April 7, 2003

utopia

A theory of a perfect society that has been used by religious people to woo the masses, and by politicians to win more votes.

Utopia will never exist because humans are simply violent, jealous, warmongering animals with larger brains.

by AYB June 17, 2003

videogame

The target of every Soccer mom, politician, and feminist who (1) has never played a videogame in her life, (2) doesn't know how to discipline her kid, thanks to all the time she spent marrying and divorcing 4 or 5 times, and (3) is looking for an easy scapegoat for her incompetence.

Lieberman: Videogames like Street Fighter 2 Turbo and DOOM are responsible for all violent behavior in children.

by AYB September 10, 2003

trailor park

Mispelling of trailer park.

by AYB February 18, 2003

cartridge

An external data storage device that is connected to a computer or other recording device through a specially designed slot.

Before the CD-ROM was invented, most videogames were stored in cartridges.

by AYB April 10, 2003

Harry Potter

It was okay until it became marketed as aggressively as Nintendo's Pokemon franchise. Now every new Harry Potter update is enough to induce severe migraines.

In three years time, parents across America and Europe will be too embarrased to even mention being suckered by the Harry Potter marketers.

by AYB June 21, 2003

defy

To stand up to your opressor.

You gotta defy the Man who holds you down.

by AYB March 24, 2003