ayb's definitions

smurf

One of the group of little blue midgets who live in houses that look like magic mushrooms. They take turns gangbanging the only female in their group, who is owned by a pimp daddy named Papa Smurf. The smurfs are harassed by some old geezer named Gargamel who is Hell-bent on killing and eating them since he's too lazy to hunt or fish or so to the store to buy food.

The Smurfs show sucked.

by AYB March 22, 2003

statistics

The study of percentages, bars, graphs, and charts, all in an attempt to make some sort of logical conclusion out of a bunch of numbers so that even more percentages, bars, graphs, and charts can be made.

Statistics may not be of practical use in everyday life, unless you own a casino.

by AYB July 29, 2003

whupass

The process of causing harm to something or someone to the extent of causing significant damage, usually extensive. The process of inflicting a shitload of pain on a person.

That ninja opened up a can of whupass on those thugs who tried to mug him.

by AYB February 19, 2003

nu-rap

Modern rap "music". Unlike oldskool rap poetry, this form of noise not only focuses on sex, drugs, "bling-blings", and fast cars, the rappers can't even speak in English because they use a collection of slang and Engrishwords called Ebonics.
Nu-rap is basically nothing but overly-repetitive, slapped-together techno with somebody talking about nothing at all.

Examples: Eminem, Puff Daddy, Lil Bow Wow, Missy Elliott, Ja Rule, 50 Cent, Nelly, every rapper on B.E.T., and the list goes on and on and on......

by AYB October 8, 2003

neopolitan

An ice-cream flavor that is composed of separate bands of chocolate, strawberry, and vanilla.

Neopolitan ice-cream tastes good.

by AYB April 4, 2003

otaku

Japanese for "zealot" or "fanatic". Most common with those who are fanatics of popular (dubbed) anime shows. It is also used to describe said fanatics who go to the point of imitating EVERYTHING that relates to Japanese culture.

When going to college, beware of the otaku nerds who will rant about which episode of Pokemon or Dragonball-Z was better.

by AYB February 10, 2003

carson daly

A castrated spokesman for MTV shows like Total Request Live which are responsible for the dumbing down of America's youth.

Carson Daly is only popular for as long as he can continue kissing MTV's corporate behind for cash.

by AYB June 19, 2003