ayb's definitions

ethic

The knowing of the difference between right and wrong. A set of moral principles.

bosses, lawyers, and politicians have no knowledge of ethics. Or they just don't give a fuck.

by AYB October 18, 2003

Anna Nicole Smith

A gold digger who married some old tycoon and inherited 250 million dollars when he died. She even put on quite a drama during the family court dispute with the oldest son over the money.

Anna Nichole Smith sure is putting that old man's hard-earned money to some use. Holding lavish parties and squandering it on useless shit while the real inheritors shake their heads with shame.

by AYB May 29, 2003

Chinese Food

If you're referring to the fast food you bought at your local restaurant, Most of that is actually American food. Including the fortune cookie. If you don't believe me, check your history books.

I bought Chinese food from the Golden Panda restaurant by the mall.

by AYB February 19, 2003

boy band

Any group of five homosexual pedophile men who sing manufactured pop songs about love, romance, why women keep dumping them, and other overrated bullshit targeted towards pre-adolescent or teenybopper girls. Normally, these genetic defects should have had careers in flipping McDonalds burgers, since they can't even play a musical instrument or even read a music sheet if their lives depended on it.

How can each boy band be considered unique if they all look the same, act the same, sing in soprano, are all faggots, will never experience a vagina, and have an average shelf-life of only two years?

by AYB May 26, 2003

Module

A MIDI-like music file format that was originally created for the Commodore Amiga computer. As the module file format became more popular, it was eventually transferred to other computing platforms, and split up into seperate subformats. Modules are extremely flexible because, unlike MIDI files, they can use individual wave samples as instruments in addition to the samples already provided by the sound hardware. Although modules are perfect for making techno music, some composers have managed to create jazz, rock, pop, ethnic, hip-hop, and even symphony orchestra music. Composers and sequencers of module music are called trackers, and the place where module music is exchanged is called a scene. The module music format is starting to gain notoriey in the videogame industry, and was used in popular games such as Unreal and Homeworld.

Note: A module is NOT the same as an MP3.

Most popular Module Subformats:
Pro Tracker (MOD)
Impulse Tracker (IT)
Scream Tracker 3 (S3M)
Fast Tracker 2 (XM)
Unreal Music (UMX)
Unis 669 (669)
Mad Tracker (MT2)

Visit www.modarchive.com if you want to listen to module music.

by AYB February 18, 2003

psycho

A person with severe mental problems, typically harmful. Can also refer to schizophrenics and women.

That bitch was a psycho. She tried to cut my dick off with a plastic knife.

by AYB February 17, 2003

newspeak

Today, it's called political correctness.

by AYB June 20, 2003