ayb's definitions

scrooge

A really cool guy, before he went on an acid trip which caused him to see three hallucinations and turn into a pussy.

At least Scrooge knew that Christmas was a sham.

Bah Humbug!

by AYB March 13, 2003

jalopy

Slang term for an obsolete, worn-down machine or hardware device. Derived from the misspelling of the word "Jalapa", which is the name of some town in Mexico that is famous for the Jalapeno pepper, and its former junk-car-scrapping industry.

In the ghettos and the trailer parks, you will even find some people living in jalopies.

by AYB August 28, 2003

Ganja

The best quality weed you can find. Made from the finest-quality Jamaican marijuanna.

You can take my money and you can take my house, but you cannot take my ganja, mon.

by AYB March 10, 2003

Hentai

Adult versions of anime and manga. Contains nudity, sexually suggestive language, sexual acts, erotica, and sexual intercourse (often penetration in 2 or more orifices). Some of the best anime and manga fits this category ;^) .

Type up "hentai" on any search engine and see the examples for yourself. Unfortunately, most "hentai" sites either have bullshit links or are pay-sites :^( .

by AYB January 27, 2003

saturn

The sixth planet in our solar system. The only planet with the largest planetary ring. Has a moon called Titan which is one of the few moons with an atmosphere.

by AYB April 1, 2003

computer

A machine which calculates data and performs commands given to it by a person who uses it.

Computers are now a part of human society.

by AYB March 10, 2003

gumbo

A dish that originated from the black people of the South-Eastern United States. It is a mixture of meat, okra, leafy vegetables, clili peppers, and whatever leftover food you have.

Are you sure that was the month-old pot roast you put in that gumbo because I swear I saw something swimming in my bowl when I stuck my spoon in?

by AYB April 3, 2003