Definitions by ayb

volence 

A natural human instinct fuelled by the desire for power or material posession.

Everyone knows violence solves everything, right? Which explains why people would rather kill and wage wars than negotiate peacefully.

volence by AYB July 28, 2003

Pizza Hut 

Their food isn't that bad. Most of the time.

Forty minutes after placing my Pizza Hut order, I got my pizza undercooked, and cold, and with the wrong toppings.

Pizza Hut by AYB July 28, 2003

dystopia 

The opposite of utopia. What is really occuring in this world as we speak.

Increasing use of Big Brother spy technology, political corruption, uncontrollable population growth, and the Americanization of the world are all examples of dystopia.

dystopia by AYB July 28, 2003

Doom 

A classic first-person shooter (FPS) made by ID Software, the same folks who made quality games like Wolfenstein and Quake.

When playing Doom, watch out for the Cyberdemon, for his rocket-launcher arm can easily kill you.

Doom by AYB July 28, 2003

Daria 

It just wasn't quite as good as Beavis and Butthead, although Mike Judge did a fairly good job with the Daria show. Too bad MTV didn't give him enough time to work on the show before kicking him out :^(

Daria: Quit standing on my neck.

Daria by AYB July 26, 2003

repatriate 

"Politically-correct" bullshit for DEPORT.

The foreigner was repatriated to his home country because he tried to find a job so he could pay his medical bills.

repatriate by AYB July 22, 2003

pie 

A traditionally circular baked food, of Roman(?) origin, that is composed of two outer layers of pastry sandwiching an inner layer of the main ingredient such as fruit/vegetable chunks, condensed soup, dairy products, or meat.

An incorrect name for Pi, or a unit of measurement of a circle.

The most commonly baked type of pie in America is apple pie.

pie by AYB July 21, 2003