lightsaber

The sophisticated weapon of the Jedi and the Sith, unlike the barbaric blaster guns.
You might call it a laser sword.
What makes Star Wars better than Star Trek
Darth Maul fought both Jedi using his double-sided lightsaber.
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Barney

An evil, purple demon sent from Hell to brainwash kids, with the help of assistant demons known as B.J. and Baby Bop.
Barney: "I love you, you love me, we're a happy family."
Terminator: You are overdue for termination. (shoots Barney into pulp with submachine gun).
by AYB June 13, 2003
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trailer trash

A poor person who lives in a trailer. Most likely the person is from the southern or midwestern United States.
Watch the trailer trash battle against the ghetto homies on the next Jerry Springer episode.
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yeti

Also known as the Abominable Snowman or Bigfoot. Next to impossible to find because it is smart enough to hide from poachers and mad expeditioners who just want fame and fortune.
For centuries, scientists and explorers have been frustrated by their failed attempts to capture the Yeti.
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Engrish for "Your base now belongs to us!" Taken from an old, poorly-translated Japanese Sega Genesis game called Zero Wing.
Cats: That now all your base are belong to us, we let you make your time, for there is no escape! HAHAHAHAAAHAA!
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Music Industry

The songs the music industry makes are not even worth the amount they sue their customers when they get bootlegged. Especially since making an MP3 copy of the song has no cost at all.
The RIAA is what the 5 major record industry coprorations are affiliated with
by AYB June 30, 2003
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Drunken Master

An actual martial arts style that requires just the right amount of alcohol to work. Since alcohol numbs the nerves, it makes the martial artist feel less pain while opening up a can of whupass.
A kickass movie made by Jackie Chan. The fighting moves were later incorporated into a Tekken fighting game character named Lei Wu Long who, coincidentally, looks just like Jackie Chan.
A bunch of villains getting the shit beat out of them by a drunk guy. Now THAT's fucking hilarious. Drunken Master rules!
by AYB September 24, 2003
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