awsomecolin's definitions

Bangs

Hair that covers your forehead, usually seen with Annoying Curly-Haired TikTok E-Boys.
Like this:
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“Nice bangs, dude!”

by awsomecolin June 7, 2022

pizzajohnnyguy

Johnny is no ordinary space kicker, infact, he has an amazing thirst for pizza! He first discovered this when he went to the Twin Towers on September 10th 2001, and he had a very good yummy Pizza Hut pizza! His best buddies are Awsome (me) Gummybees, and of course TacoAdamDude

PizzaJohnnyGuy is so awesome

by awsomecolin March 2, 2023

tiktard

a tiktard is a retard who uses tiktok as their main source of information (that is usually made the fuck up and false)

person: dude what the fuck the minecraft creeper was made by accident
tiktard: no omg noo !! the minecraft creeper was made by jeb as a prank creepypastaeidmekejddyhffhgdhds
person: what the fuck are you saying where did you even get this information from
tiktard: someone on tiktok told me!
person: you’re a fucking tiktard
(persons comment about tiktards is deleted by tiktok automods)

by awsomecolin March 8, 2024

Normal iPad Kid

An endangered species. Kids around the age of 9-13 who own an iPad but don’t have severe autism.

Kid: Hi how was your day today?
Person: Huh? Why are you normal?
Kid: Just because I have an iPad doesn’t mean I’m weird.
Person: Oh ok phew you’re a Normal iPad Kid..

by awsomecolin July 18, 2022

Muse

That one monster in Alex Bale’s garage forcing him to make Spongebob Theory Video’s

OH MY GOD MUSE WHY DID YOU EAT MY CAT
LISTEN MUSE I DONT WANNA MAKE SPONGEBOB VIDEOS ANYMORE

by awsomecolin February 22, 2022