awmm's definitions

pornsomnia

When you can't sleep so you watch porn

I couldn't sleep last night and I got bored sitting in bed so I just pulled out my laptop and watched porn for 2 hours until I finally fell asleep.
Dude you had pornsomnia.

by awmm August 21, 2016

wouldja

A lazy way of saying "would you"

Wouldja be able to understand me if I pronounced my syllables properly?

by awmm May 17, 2020

Same shit, different ass

What you say when you have two options that are basically the same thing.

Who are you voting for, Donald Trump or Hillary Clinton?
Oh I don't care, they're equally bad, they're same shit, different ass.

by awmm April 19, 2018

backdoor buddy

A person you have anal sex with

We're not gay, he's just my backdoor buddy.

by awmm August 13, 2016

soap bracelet

A rope prisoners wear around their arms in the shower to avoid dropping their soap.

If you go to prison, remember to wear your soap bracelet in the shower. Soap on a rope can keep you form dropping your soap, which could get you raped.

by awmm April 12, 2015

whow

The correct spelling of "whow" to be consistent with what, where, when, why, and who (pronounced woo).

Does anybody know whow to get stains out of a white shirt?

by awmm October 5, 2020

couldja

A lazy way of saying "could you"

Couldja try to pronounce your words better?

by awmm May 17, 2020