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Another version of the shruggy face, but without the head tilt.

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by awmm October 08, 2017

milk cushions

breasts

Caroline has big milk cushions

by awmm October 06, 2021

tummy table

When fat people balance plates on their stomachs

Jim is sitting on the sofa, watching TV, and eating pizza off his tummy table.

by awmm December 19, 2017

hypocracy

A country run by hypocrites

Canada is a hypocracy

by awmm December 06, 2019

whyncha

A lazy way of saying "why don't you"

Whyncha help me mow the lawn?

by awmm January 21, 2020

LonelyFans

A more accurate name for OnlyFans.

If you can't find a real girl to talk to you and let you see her naked, you can always pay for a girl on lonelyfans.

by awmm March 18, 2023

Ketchup Fart

When a ketchup bottle is nearly empty and you squeeze it to try to get what little is left out, but most of what comes out is just air and a few drops of ketchup.

Last night we grilled burgers, but we neglected to make sure we had enough ketchup for everyone, so when I was putting ketchup on mine the bottle was almost empty and I squeezed it as hard as I could, but most of what I got was just ketchup farts.

by awmm June 02, 2015