awmm's definitions

Slingkini

A sling bikini. A thing that gay men wear that goes over their shoulders and under their crotch, barely covering their ass crack and usually letting their balls stick right out. The gayest thing ever invented. Also called a mankini.

I saw this person wearing a slingkini at the beach. I threw up.

by awmm March 20, 2015

Giant chode

A big small penis. Someone so weird that they can be described with an apparent contradiction.

Josh is a giant chode.

by awmm May 21, 2015

rest in pee

What you say when a goldfish dies and you flush it down the toilet. Abbreviated RIP.

My goldfish died and I flushed him down the toilet this morning, RIP (that means rest in pee).

by awmm October 5, 2020

Occupy Democrats

An extreme leftist website that posts memes for people who are too stupid and lazy to read a newspaper. A lot of their statements are either misleading, highly exaggerated, or just plain false. They mostly attack the opposite side, and refuse to admit any faults in their own party or call out other democrats while at the same time never pointing out anything good done by the republicans.
It caters to the lowest denominator of democrats, just like Breitbart caters to the worst republicans.
They represent everything wrong with the democratic party. If you want to know why Trump won, look no further.

I'm liberal and I think Occupy Democrats is a joke.
I'm a real democrat, not one of these obnoxious Occupy Democrats idiots.

by awmm March 16, 2017

foety

A forty ounce bottle of malt liquor.

Imma go buy a foety and split it with my friends.

by awmm October 19, 2020

comftorble

How lazy people pronounce comfortable

This chair is comftorble

by awmm October 1, 2016

tummy table

When fat people balance plates on their stomachs

Jim is sitting on the sofa, watching TV, and eating pizza off his tummy table.

by awmm December 19, 2017