Definitions by awmm

Kidcessory 

The result of a baby bump

Angelina Jolie had a baby bump for a few months, but now she has a kidcessory.

Kidcessory by awmm June 10, 2015

Ketchup Fart 

When a ketchup bottle is nearly empty and you squeeze it to try to get what little is left out, but most of what comes out is just air and a few drops of ketchup.

Last night we grilled burgers, but we neglected to make sure we had enough ketchup for everyone, so when I was putting ketchup on mine the bottle was almost empty and I squeezed it as hard as I could, but most of what I got was just ketchup farts.

Ketchup Fart by awmm June 2, 2015

Ketchup Flakes 

The dried out ketchup on the lid of a ketchup bottle, sometimes clogging up the hole.

Ketchup Flakes are one of the most disgusting things in the world.

Ketchup Flakes by awmm May 31, 2015

Giant Chode

A penis that's wider than it is long, but still big.

A penis that is 20 cm long and 21 cm wide would be giant chode.

Giant Chode by awmm May 24, 2015

Giant chode

A big small penis. Someone so weird that they can be described with an apparent contradiction.

Josh is a giant chode.

Giant chode by awmm May 21, 2015

soap necklace 

A rope prisoners wear around their neck in the shower to avoid dropping their soap.

I'm going to prison.
Remember to bring your soap necklace

soap necklace by awmm April 12, 2015

soap bracelet 

A rope prisoners wear around their arms in the shower to avoid dropping their soap.

If you go to prison, remember to wear your soap bracelet in the shower. Soap on a rope can keep you form dropping your soap, which could get you raped.

soap bracelet by awmm April 12, 2015