Autoincorrect

When your typing something correctly and you're phone changes it to make it wrong.

We we're sending a text message and autoincorrect changed it.
Autoincorrect can go to he'll.

by awmm November 05, 2018

Same shit, different ass

What you say when you have two options that are basically the same thing.

Who are you voting for, Donald Trump or Hillary Clinton?
Oh I don't care, they're equally bad, they're same shit, different ass.

by awmm April 19, 2018

Giant Chode

A penis that's wider than it is long, but still big.

A penis that is 20 cm long and 21 cm wide would be giant chode.

by awmm May 24, 2015

tummy table

When fat people balance plates on their stomachs

Jim is sitting on the sofa, watching TV, and eating pizza off his tummy table.

by awmm December 19, 2017

milk cushions

breasts

Caroline has big milk cushions

by awmm October 06, 2021

backdoor buddy

A person you have anal sex with

We're not gay, he's just my backdoor buddy.

by awmm August 13, 2016

hypocracy

A country run by hypocrites

Canada is a hypocracy

by awmm December 06, 2019