surfed

The verb form of {surfboard}, where a girl grinds and sinks onto the man, who is lying erect.
Becky surfed her boyfriend last Friday. I think he still hasn't shaken off the shock of THAT encounter.
by awesomeisanoverusedname September 26, 2015
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Hangry

a word used when somebody is mad because they are hungry. symptoms are:
anger when spoken to
extreme meltdowns
face slappings
my god.......that girl is SO hangry.......
by awesomeisanoverusedname August 28, 2015
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saurus

A guy, around nineteen, who wants to "soar" away on the wings of pleasure with his lady.
My god, Mason is such a saurus.
by awesomeisanoverusedname September 02, 2015
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bikini shave

Whisper: "I heard Britney had a bikini shave. "
by awesomeisanoverusedname September 23, 2015
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jockcock

a typically slutty jock who somehow manages to get all the girls, have sex with them, get them all in the next town, all in one night one night.
That fucking jockcock got every girl in town, along with all the taken ladies!
by awesomeisanoverusedname September 15, 2015
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gang bang

Where a person, usually a woman, is fucked by more than one person. If the person does not consent to being fucked by them, it is {gang rape}.
Carrie was expecting a gang bang. So she put on a candy thong and awaited her fate. She was in public, but she didn't care. Her huge boobs were uncovered, as was most of the rest of her body. She strode down the street and unlocked her door. Her boyfriend and five of his friends jumped out. All of them were naked. They locked the door behind her. They ate all the candy off her thong and discarded it. Six penises were shoved into her pussy. They were all hot. One of Carrie's boyfriend's friends, Jake, pulled out and fucked her asshole. Eventually, they all were tired. They slept like that, 5 in her vagina and 1 in her asshole.
by awesomeisanoverusedname September 26, 2015
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ideal situation

The best situation you can think of involving something. A synonym of "best case scenario".
The ideal situation with you and a sleeping cobra is you don't disturb the cobra and he doesn't bite you.
by awesomeisanoverusedname September 02, 2015
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