awesomeMB9's definitions

Stormtrooper

Someone who has bad aim and cannot hit anything.

Someone missed the urinal because there is pee all over the wall. There must have been a stormtrooper in here.

by awesomeMB9 September 29, 2020

Poo

The emotion that you feel when you need to go #2

Person 1: Are you Ok?
Person 2: I'm Poo. I was just at Taco Bell.

by awesomeMB9 July 13, 2024

Pangolin

No one knows what this animal is.

Randy Marsh having sex with one of these started COVID-19.

Stan: What's a pangolin is mom?
Sharon: I'm not even sure. Do you know what a pangolin is, Randy?
Randy: *experiences flashback*

by awesomeMB9 October 1, 2020

giant douche

The republican nominee in a presidential election

The giant douche may be a horrible president, but at least they're not a turd sandwich.

by awesomeMB9 July 19, 2022

turd sandwich

The democratic nominee in a presidential election.

Person 1: I voted for the turd sandwich in the last election.
Person 2: Why would you vote for the Turd Sandwich?
Person 1: Because They're not a giant douche.

by awesomeMB9 July 19, 2022

Chin Diaper

A mask worn incorrectly on the chin instead of on the face. Chin Diapers do not stop COVID-19.

Stephen Stotch: "Well it's not really a mask if you wear it down around your chin, that's a chin diaper."

by awesomeMB9 October 4, 2020

Sith

Someone who deals in absolutes

Anakin: "If you're not with me, then you're my enemy."

Obi-wan: "Only a Sith deals in absolutes."

by awesomeMB9 September 26, 2020