Definitions by authoor

"In The Pen" Dance Day 

July 4th. The day, in prisons nation-wide, where each crew picks a person from their team, and dukes it out to decide which crew fairs strongest.

Fundo committed crimes on July 1st to get locked up so that he could celebrate "In The Pen" Dance Day.

"In The Pen" Dance Day by authOOr July 4, 2006

kitty cooter 

Kitty cooter is underage vagina.

Fundo was constantly hitting on the rather developed female until he found out she was a kitty cooter.

kitty cooter by authOOr June 30, 2006

r censor

The method used to censor profanity or any other offensive words by placing an R in the word.

Furck
Shirt
Arss
Dirck
Purssy
Curnt
Birtch
Nirgger
Carnadian
Farggot
All bard words.

All words have been r censored

r censor by authOOr June 30, 2006

playing detective 

Asking too many questions about a person's life.

Asker: Wanna go to a party tomorrow?
Fundo: I already made plans with my lady.
Asker: What's her name? Where you going? What time? How long you been together?!
Fundo: What the hell!? Quit playing detective on me, or I'll kill ya'.

playing detective by authOOr June 30, 2006

worm 

Another word for a penis.

Fundo wanted to put his worm in the apple, but not without a mackintosh.

worm by authOOr June 30, 2006

apple 

Another word for a ripe pussy.

Fundo wanted to put his worm in the apple, but not without a mackintosh.

apple by authOOr June 30, 2006

trick door 

A trick door is the door that you try to push open when you really must pull open, or a door that you try to pull open when you really must push open.

Fundo broke his wrist trying to push open the trick door that only opened by pulling.

trick door by authOOr June 30, 2006