authOOr's definitions

second string

A second string is the backup to your primary booty call person. Usually unwanted, they'll make do when the primary person is not around.

Fundo's booty call girl was busy sucking his friend off, so Fundo called up his second string hoe.

by authOOr July 7, 2006

ART

Acronym for Anus Real Tight.

Fundo: How'd Lucinda get that ART?
Fundolo: She must do a lot of anal exercise.

by authOOr November 18, 2006

help

When one needs help, they need drugs.

Fundo needed help so that he could stop his itching and scratching.

by authOOr June 23, 2006

eye of love

The ability to make a female wet with just one look.

Greta's mind was filled with lustful thoughts the moment Hanzo gave her the eye of love.

by authOOr June 18, 2006

MS-DOS

An operating system which is also the origin of the name of a notorious family. Acronym for MicroSoft Disk Operating System.

Fundo thought MS-DOS sounded cool, but two wasn't his favorite number, so he changed his last name to something else that was similar to that.

by authOOr August 8, 2006

umbilical leash

One of those baby restraints with a rope attached so as to prevent a child from running too far out of reach from his/her parental unit. Also known as the primitive version of GPS.

Baby Boy: Damn my stupid mother. She has locked me up in her outdoor jail with this stupid umbilical leash.
Baby Girl: That's too bad because if you could just take 3 steps further, I'll give you the time of your life.

by authoor June 18, 2006

to throw some shoes on

To masturbate or play with one's self.

Jigro: I'll be outside in a second. I just got to throw some shoes on.
Nigro: There's no time for that. Quit jerking off. You're wasting time.

by authOOr June 18, 2006