authOOr's definitions

watch the kids next door

Literally means babysitting the neighbor's kids, but has also been used to mean, watching the cartoon, watching the teenagers next door copulate, and making out.

Peena wanted to hang out with her girlfriends, but she had to watch the kids next door.

by authOOr June 18, 2006

eye of love

The ability to make a female wet with just one look.

Greta's mind was filled with lustful thoughts the moment Hanzo gave her the eye of love.

by authOOr June 18, 2006

baby trade

The sales of babies to parents who cannot produce offspring.

Fundo got mixed up in the baby trade, and sold 3 of his babies to buy a new house and a flat screen TV.

by authOOr June 27, 2006

i'll kill you

"i'll fuck the shit out of you, and enjoy it."

Fundo: Hey lady. Can I bum a cigarette?
Fundita: I'll kill you.
Fundo: Really? Let me go grab a condom.

by authOOr August 23, 2006

second string

A second string is the backup to your primary booty call person. Usually unwanted, they'll make do when the primary person is not around.

Fundo's booty call girl was busy sucking his friend off, so Fundo called up his second string hoe.

by authOOr July 7, 2006

you're crazy, man

It means "I like you." From the movie Old School. When said in slow motion, it means "I really like you."

After getting shot in the jugular with a tranquilizer missile, Fundo said, "You're crazy, man!!" to everyone he met.

by authOOr June 27, 2006

fresh

One who is sixteen years old.

Fundo: Check out that high schooler. She looks fresh.

by authOOr August 24, 2006