MATT

Masturbating After Touching Titties.

or

Masturbating After Touching Testicles.

Fundita: Fundo saw Matt at the strip club.
Fundala: Which strip club?
Fundita: I never asked his preference.

by authOOr February 16, 2007

art

Art means penis. Fuck art. Suck art. Lick art. Rub art. Touch art. Tickle art. Just don't kick art.

Fundo was an avid art fanatic, until he found out art meant penis.

by authOOr July 07, 2006

prom

Porn involving dyslexia.

Dyslexio: How was your prom last night?
Dyslexia: The lighting sucked, but then again, so did I.
Dyslexio: You're so dirty.

by authOOr June 19, 2006

tagger

The fag who switches the brand name tags on your brand name shirt, and replaces it with K-mart or WalMart brand attire.

Fundo found out his gay friend was a tagger when he caught him attaching the new Coconut Country tag onto his Banana Republic shirt.

by authOOr July 10, 2006

ripe

One who is seventeen years old.

Fundo: Check out that high schooler. She looks ripe.

by authOOr August 24, 2006

I have X-ray vision

The greatest pick-up line known to man. It keeps the ladies wondering.

Fundo: Hey girl, I have X-ray vision.
Girl: Oh really? Then, what's behind door number 1?
Fundo: Come with me and I'll show you.
Girl: Ooooh weee!

by authOOr June 28, 2006

UCCC

UnderCover Clueless Cokehead. A nickname for the person obviously sniffing lines, but clueless to the fact that people already know about the habit. Usually a cool as hell person until the stereotypes pertaining to cokeheads emerge.

Fundo figured out his wife was UCCC material when he stood by the bathroom door and listened to her sniff lines, and watched her nonchalantly walk out. Fundo didn't care because he knew his wife graduated with honors.

by authOOr July 10, 2006