authOOr's definitions

prom

Porn involving dyslexia.

Dyslexio: How was your prom last night?
Dyslexia: The lighting sucked, but then again, so did I.
Dyslexio: You're so dirty.

by authOOr June 19, 2006

fresh

One who is sixteen years old.

Fundo: Check out that high schooler. She looks fresh.

by authOOr August 24, 2006

i'll kill you

"i'll fuck the shit out of you, and enjoy it."

Fundo: Hey lady. Can I bum a cigarette?
Fundita: I'll kill you.
Fundo: Really? Let me go grab a condom.

by authOOr August 23, 2006

you're crazy, man

It means "I like you." From the movie Old School. When said in slow motion, it means "I really like you."

After getting shot in the jugular with a tranquilizer missile, Fundo said, "You're crazy, man!!" to everyone he met.

by authOOr June 27, 2006

second string

A second string is the backup to your primary booty call person. Usually unwanted, they'll make do when the primary person is not around.

Fundo's booty call girl was busy sucking his friend off, so Fundo called up his second string hoe.

by authOOr July 7, 2006

I have X-ray vision

The greatest pick-up line known to man. It keeps the ladies wondering.

Fundo: Hey girl, I have X-ray vision.
Girl: Oh really? Then, what's behind door number 1?
Fundo: Come with me and I'll show you.
Girl: Ooooh weee!

by authOOr June 28, 2006

UCCC

UnderCover Clueless Cokehead. A nickname for the person obviously sniffing lines, but clueless to the fact that people already know about the habit. Usually a cool as hell person until the stereotypes pertaining to cokeheads emerge.

Fundo figured out his wife was UCCC material when he stood by the bathroom door and listened to her sniff lines, and watched her nonchalantly walk out. Fundo didn't care because he knew his wife graduated with honors.

by authOOr July 10, 2006