Urban Dictionary: Definitions by authOOr

Gatalog

Hubert: I need a new 6-shooter
Bubert: Here. Look through my gatalog. It has the finest and latest firearms ever made.

by authOOr June 18, 2006

Similar to a shoehorn, it is a movie you watch while putting your shoes on, where only a few minutes of viewing is needed.

Blorto needed to get ready for work, so he flipped on the shoeporn for 3 minutes as he laced up to get ready to walk out of the door.

by authOOr June 18, 2006

A 12 incher is a school ruler. Not the principal, but the superintendent.

Fundo's girlfriend visited the 12 incher to get a better grade, and ended up choking in tears.

by authOOr July 10, 2006

The cramp in your left hand that forms from pressing ~, 1, 2, and 3 repeatedly through 10,000 definitions.

I tried to edit words, but once I reached word number 10,001, I got a case of editoor's cramp.

by authOOr June 18, 2006

Chunky Cheese is a fat slab of cheese where kids go to avoid hanging on street corners amongst drug dealers, child molesters, and ice cream trucks.

Fundo went to Chunky Cheese's and was delighted to receive 4 extra gold coins for getting an A in his report card.

by authOOr September 6, 2006

Fundo: Hey Goober, what pirates are going on tonight?
Goober: Quit talking like you're dylsexic.

by authOOr June 27, 2006

Fundo: How'd Lucinda get that ART?
Fundolo: She must do a lot of anal exercise.

by authOOr November 18, 2006