austin's definitions

peni

multiple weenies

I love peni

by austin November 14, 2003

teacher ass

when a teacher hott or not pulls there pants all the way up and past there belly button....

look at ms.wallon i would hit that if she didnt have teacherass..

by austin April 10, 2005

Nitsua

When you have Sex and you start yelling japeneeese word and then put ure dick as for and you can go to make the chik pass out!!!!

Chad: Hey where is ure girl friend

Austin: I did a nitsua yesterday and shes still sleepin

Chad: I did that to a girl once in college

by Austin April 16, 2005

Chode choker

A man or woman so eager and desperate to suck a dick that they would stoop so low as to engage in sucking a chode. Usually a derogatory term used for males.

Man, that guy is a chode choker!

by Austin March 19, 2005

Scally

A member of the working class in britain who usually wears "Nike TN" hats that are too small for thier head, cutting off circulation to thier brain. Often aggressive in packs, but when confronted in single cells tend to back down or beacome introverted. natural habitat includes street corners, town centers, ect. Can often be spotted looking like the hitler youth, usually wearing jogging bottoms tucked into socks, with boots/nike shox and skinheads. varients include "trendys" who are the more upper-class type of scally wearing FCUK tops. Dialect is only understandable if you are fimiliar with the language, kind of loosely stringed together sentances that miss out some words, see examples below.

got time = can i see your watch so i can steal it

ee arr yo = excuse me old chap

wick-id = smashing!

scran = process of obtaining/eating food substances

raas! = indubidly old bean!

by Austin November 9, 2003

ass farmer

One who enjoys plowing the field or planting his creamy crop in the acres of one's ass.

That kid likes to do guys up the pooper... he's a pretty big fuckin ass farmer.

by Austin February 16, 2004

quiet leader

-A nerd who is exploited by his classmates and given the name "leader" to compensate.

"Robin, the quiet leader, sat in Math class as all the cool kids made him do his homework. Robin agreed because it was the only way which he could have contact with other people outside of RON games and band practices and singing carols in downtown Ghent."

by Austin February 9, 2005