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Handle Business

smokin' out with the homeboys.
Damn foo, lets handle business!
by Austin March 6, 2004
mugGet the Handle Businessmug.

punkatize

To vandalize, destroy, or deface. Refers specifically to website hacking.
"Dude, my website got punkatized the other day. Major bummer."
by Austin February 24, 2005
mugGet the punkatizemug.

Chode choker

A man or woman so eager and desperate to suck a dick that they would stoop so low as to engage in sucking a chode. Usually a derogatory term used for males.
Man, that guy is a chode choker!
by Austin March 19, 2005
mugGet the Chode chokermug.

Scally

A member of the working class in britain who usually wears "Nike TN" hats that are too small for thier head, cutting off circulation to thier brain. Often aggressive in packs, but when confronted in single cells tend to back down or beacome introverted. natural habitat includes street corners, town centers, ect. Can often be spotted looking like the hitler youth, usually wearing jogging bottoms tucked into socks, with boots/nike shox and skinheads. varients include "trendys" who are the more upper-class type of scally wearing FCUK tops. Dialect is only understandable if you are fimiliar with the language, kind of loosely stringed together sentances that miss out some words, see examples below.
got time = can i see your watch so i can steal it

ee arr yo = excuse me old chap

wick-id = smashing!

scran = process of obtaining/eating food substances

raas! = indubidly old bean!
by Austin November 9, 2003
mugGet the Scallymug.

Weak Sauce

A way of saying that something is lame or boring.
"You mean the phish concert tickets are sold out? Weak Sauce dude."
by Austin August 3, 2004
mugGet the Weak Saucemug.

Crip

A Gangsta who's a G ... Wears Blue clothing and wears it to da right...BK's and hates 5-0... Gansta shit can be stupid but in the end it's real .. When u don't know how to deal and your stuck in some shit you got your G's to back you up and the red motha fuckers will get their as capped ...
Red is dead Blue is true... The reason you bleed red instead of blue is cuz red is stupid enough to come out and get their ass capped...
by Austin January 11, 2004
mugGet the Cripmug.

sedugery

One's ability to seduce.
The attractive woman has sedugery
by Austin January 23, 2005
mugGet the sedugerymug.

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