austin's definitions

gweeto

a stereotypical italian with greased back hair and huge gold chains, that talks like a mobster but in reality is still suckling his mommys teet.

God damn i hate gweeto mother fuckers

by Austin May 13, 2005

Lindsay sex

When a man and a man/woman rub shoulders together in a successive motion and ending in an awkward moment

Taylor had lindsay sex before class, and now his shoulder is baboon ass red.

by austin November 30, 2004

finafuckinally

It's about fuckin' time. Fuckin' finally.

I finafuckinally finished that stupid ass paper!

by Austin April 10, 2004

poontang

Aisia pussy, so fukin tight.

"I can't wait till shore leave to get some fuking poontang"

Couresy of Mr. Garrison from "South Park, Bigger Longer and Uncut"

by Austin March 6, 2004

egyptian crab knarkler

When a girl begins to fellate, but at the last moment, pulls off, grabs the mans pubic testiclular hair with her teeth and rips them out.

AHhhhhhhh! Michael Norman just gave me an egyptian crab knarkler AGAIN!!!!

by Austin April 29, 2008

R.S.A.

R.S.A. is an abbreviation for Rancid Skunk Ass, May be hard to fit into the average sentence, but RSA is the extreme of disgusting.

Daaaamn, that flat beer is fuckin RSA!

by Austin April 19, 2003

Quality vs. Quantity

Lots of cheap vs. less but good

Microwave pizza vs, Tally-Ho back in Potomac, Md. Best pizza in America.

by Austin December 2, 2003