aubrey's definitions

aweshum

See awesome.

John: Mary, your new Leopard-print high tops are aweshum!

by Aubrey March 17, 2004

all is well

It's all good, in proper English.

John: Sorry for running over your pet frog with my bicycle, Mary.
Mary: All is well.

by Aubrey March 17, 2004

destroyer

This is when the male takes his entire hand in the shape of a claw and roughly inserts it into the female's vagina. Its 50 times more painful than a guy trying to finger a girl when he hasn't trimmed his fingernails in a month.

"Mike was so fucking drunk last night that he attempted the destroyer on me. I kicked him in the face and broke up with his lame ass right on the spot!"

by Aubrey March 16, 2004

sex monger

A hot person, especially one that many people want to bang.

Mary: Ooh, Joel Madden. What a sex monger.

by Aubrey March 17, 2004

tu madre

The Spanish form of the interjection your mom.

John: You ugly loser.
Mary: Tu madre!

by Aubrey March 17, 2004

hearts

A phrase used to show love for another, especially as a goodbye. Usually followed by an exclamation point.

John: Why you be frontin', Mary?
Mary: Sorry, John, I gotta go! Hearts!

by Aubrey March 17, 2004

oh kvell

Oh well.

John: Oops, I accidentally ran over a deer. Oh kvell.

by Aubrey March 20, 2004