aubrey's definitions

all is well

It's all good, in proper English.

John: Sorry for running over your pet frog with my bicycle, Mary.
Mary: All is well.

by Aubrey March 17, 2004

i'm sowwy

The way apologies are said by insincere people...and Elmer Fudd.

John: Hey, why is my notebook destroyed?
Mary: I did it. I'm sowwy!

by Aubrey March 17, 2004

the fuck

Short for "what the fuck?". Usually followed by question mark.

John: I have acne on my butt.
Mary: ...the fuck?

by Aubrey March 17, 2004

sex monger

A hot person, especially one that many people want to bang.

Mary: Ooh, Joel Madden. What a sex monger.

by Aubrey March 17, 2004

hearts

A phrase used to show love for another, especially as a goodbye. Usually followed by an exclamation point.

John: Why you be frontin', Mary?
Mary: Sorry, John, I gotta go! Hearts!

by Aubrey March 17, 2004

oh kvell

Oh well.

John: Oops, I accidentally ran over a deer. Oh kvell.

by Aubrey March 20, 2004

Fucker

A person who doesn't give to shits and would rather be dead.

Yo, you gothic fucker, why you trying to hang yourself from a tree? (no offense to gothic people)

by Aubrey December 31, 2003