Lando Theorem

A mathematical equation defining the properties necessary to sell out your friends, whilst looking devstatingly handsome throughout.

C3PO: Captain Solo! Captain Solo! I strongly advise against going to Cloud City... Lando Theorem indicates a strong possibility that it is a trap

Han Solo: Shut up Goldenrod!

by astrotoy7 June 10, 2009

Vaginatronics

The use of computer animation to create storyboard sequences for vaginal close-ups in pornographic movies.

eg. The Oscar for best Vaginatronics goes to Industrial Muff & Magic for the groundbreaking use of Vaginatronics in the creation of the 'Schlong Wars' Trilogy

by astrotoy7 June 10, 2009

Defganked

Believing you have invented a unique word or phrase, and later finding it has already been thought of - with the exact same definition.

eg. I thought of this cool word today. When I went to put it on Urban Dictionary, I noticed I had been defganked.

by astrotoy7 June 10, 2009

Mufftronics

A field of Robotics dedicated to creating simulacra of the female vagina

eg. Have you seen the new Mufftronics section at the sex shop?

by astrotoy7 June 10, 2009

Armstronging

An emotional phenomenon involving a cycle

eg. Don't go anywhere near her today man, she's Armstronging!

by astrotoy7 June 10, 2009

Interwanking

The practise masturbating whilst using the internet to browse pornographic materials. Applies to males and females.

That guy is a creep, always in front of the computer, interwanking....

by Astrotoy7 March 21, 2009

pokeyourmum

During the act of sexual intercourse with a friend's mother, you make her yell the name of a Pokemon character just before you ejaculate. The more mothers you have sex with, the more potential characters you can collect.

eg.

Timmy: ugh, ugh....Im gonna cum Mrs Jensen....

Mrs Jensen: PIIKAAACHUUUU!!!

Timmy: I love Pokeyourmum! Gotta Catch 'Em All !!

by astrotoy7 June 10, 2009