Urban Dictionary: Definitions by assy mcsluttyballs

bree'd

to be fooled by a girl who wants you to think they like you even to the point of going with you to special events as your date

did you hear about that chris.that girl he liked went to a party as his date but just ditched him. he totally got bree'd

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during anal sex you pull out and make a circle of jizz around the girl's asshole

dude i was trying new shit the other day so i tried salting the rim

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when you mix heroine and sugar and take a fix

hmmmmm. i need a new wild fix.maybe i'll try some pixie sticks

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someone who often makes gay sex or homosexual jokes but claims to still be straight

guy 1: "hmmm tasty balls"
guy 2: "you are so gay"
guy 1: "no man i love vaginas"
guy 2: "dude you are such a loree"

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a mexican who constantly acts like they are better than anyone else and wears seemingly fancy clothing.often also acts like a loree

that kid is such an ass. what an ortega

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An overweight chick who is still extremely hot and fuckable despite being fat

i don't have to be a chubby chaser to like that sexy bessie over there

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when you use the same shampoo or conditioner you ised to beat off with to wash you hair

i had some excess shampoo in my hand so i decided to do some shower recycling

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