salty mouthwash

when you jizz into a girls mouth, she gargles i and then spitsit back onto your penis
dude she gives a good blow but it is kinda weird when she does that salty mouthwash
by assy mcsluttyballs December 22, 2009
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pixie sticks

when you mix heroine and sugar and take a fix
hmmmmm. i need a new wild fix.maybe i'll try some pixie sticks
by assy mcsluttyballs December 23, 2009
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bree'd

to be fooled by a girl who wants you to think they like you even to the point of going with you to special events as your date
did you hear about that chris.that girl he liked went to a party as his date but just ditched him. he totally got bree'd
by assy mcsluttyballs December 25, 2009
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shower recycling

when you use the same shampoo or conditioner you ised to beat off with to wash you hair
i had some excess shampoo in my hand so i decided to do some shower recycling
by assy mcsluttyballs December 23, 2009
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pornundrum

when you can't decide what kind of porn to watch and/or masturbate to. derived from the word conundrum
i can't decide between big breasted bimboes the double dequel or asian cream pies. what a pornundrum
by assy mcsluttyballs December 21, 2009
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yearning for a burning

when a girl really wants to get fucked. also see jonesing for a bonesing and teasing for a pleasing
man that girl over there is totally yearning for a burning
by assy mcsluttyballs January 27, 2010
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sexy bessie

An overweight chick who is still extremely hot and fuckable despite being fat
i don't have to be a chubby chaser to like that sexy bessie over there
by assy mcsluttyballs December 23, 2009
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