assy mcsluttyballs's definitions

pornundrum

when you can't decide what kind of porn to watch and/or masturbate to. derived from the word conundrum

i can't decide between big breasted bimboes the double dequel or asian cream pies. what a pornundrum

by assy mcsluttyballs December 21, 2009

salty mouthwash

when you jizz into a girls mouth, she gargles i and then spitsit back onto your penis

dude she gives a good blow but it is kinda weird when she does that salty mouthwash

by assy mcsluttyballs December 22, 2009

salting the rim

during anal sex you pull out and make a circle of jizz around the girl's asshole

dude i was trying new shit the other day so i tried salting the rim

by assy mcsluttyballs December 23, 2009

pixie sticks

when you mix heroine and sugar and take a fix

hmmmmm. i need a new wild fix.maybe i'll try some pixie sticks

by assy mcsluttyballs December 23, 2009

loree

someone who often makes gay sex or homosexual jokes but claims to still be straight

guy 1: "hmmm tasty balls"
guy 2: "you are so gay"
guy 1: "no man i love vaginas"
guy 2: "dude you are such a loree"

by assy mcsluttyballs December 23, 2009

ortega

a mexican who constantly acts like they are better than anyone else and wears seemingly fancy clothing.often also acts like a loree

that kid is such an ass. what an ortega

by assy mcsluttyballs December 23, 2009

sexy bessie

An overweight chick who is still extremely hot and fuckable despite being fat

i don't have to be a chubby chaser to like that sexy bessie over there

by assy mcsluttyballs December 23, 2009