16 definitions by assy mcsluttyballs

shower recycling

when you use the same shampoo or conditioner you ised to beat off with to wash you hair

i had some excess shampoo in my hand so i decided to do some shower recycling

by assy mcsluttyballs December 24, 2009

someone who often makes gay sex or homosexual jokes but claims to still be straight

guy 1: "hmmm tasty balls"
guy 2: "you are so gay"
guy 1: "no man i love vaginas"
guy 2: "dude you are such a loree"

by assy mcsluttyballs December 23, 2009

An overweight chick who is still extremely hot and fuckable despite being fat

i don't have to be a chubby chaser to like that sexy bessie over there

by assy mcsluttyballs December 23, 2009

during anal sex you pull out and make a circle of jizz around the girl's asshole

dude i was trying new shit the other day so i tried salting the rim

by assy mcsluttyballs December 23, 2009

to be fooled by a girl who wants you to think they like you even to the point of going with you to special events as your date

did you hear about that chris.that girl he liked went to a party as his date but just ditched him. he totally got bree'd

by assy mcsluttyballs December 25, 2009

some with an extremely large chin. derived from the popular talk show host jay leno

she has a leno chin

by assy mcsluttyballs December 29, 2010

a song that often plays on the radio while you masturbate

sunshine by atmosphere is my masturbeat

by assy mcsluttyballs January 26, 2010