assy mcsluttyballs's definitions

salting the rim

during anal sex you pull out and make a circle of jizz around the girl's asshole

dude i was trying new shit the other day so i tried salting the rim

by assy mcsluttyballs December 23, 2009

sexy bessie

An overweight chick who is still extremely hot and fuckable despite being fat

i don't have to be a chubby chaser to like that sexy bessie over there

by assy mcsluttyballs December 23, 2009

masturbeat

a song that often plays on the radio while you masturbate

sunshine by atmosphere is my masturbeat

by assy mcsluttyballs January 26, 2010

teasing for a pleasing

when a girl is totally acting like a slut

man that girl's outfit says that she is teasing for a pleasing

by assy mcsluttyballs January 27, 2010

salty mouthwash

when you jizz into a girls mouth, she gargles i and then spitsit back onto your penis

dude she gives a good blow but it is kinda weird when she does that salty mouthwash

by assy mcsluttyballs December 22, 2009

pornundrum

when you can't decide what kind of porn to watch and/or masturbate to. derived from the word conundrum

i can't decide between big breasted bimboes the double dequel or asian cream pies. what a pornundrum

by assy mcsluttyballs December 21, 2009

yearning for a burning

when a girl really wants to get fucked. also see jonesing for a bonesing and teasing for a pleasing

man that girl over there is totally yearning for a burning

by assy mcsluttyballs January 27, 2010