assy mcsluttyballs's definitions

shower recycling

when you use the same shampoo or conditioner you ised to beat off with to wash you hair

i had some excess shampoo in my hand so i decided to do some shower recycling

by assy mcsluttyballs December 23, 2009

yearning for a burning

when a girl really wants to get fucked. also see jonesing for a bonesing and teasing for a pleasing

man that girl over there is totally yearning for a burning

by assy mcsluttyballs January 27, 2010

pixie sticks

when you mix heroine and sugar and take a fix

hmmmmm. i need a new wild fix.maybe i'll try some pixie sticks

by assy mcsluttyballs December 23, 2009

loree

someone who often makes gay sex or homosexual jokes but claims to still be straight

guy 1: "hmmm tasty balls"
guy 2: "you are so gay"
guy 1: "no man i love vaginas"
guy 2: "dude you are such a loree"

by assy mcsluttyballs December 23, 2009

pornundrum

when you can't decide what kind of porn to watch and/or masturbate to. derived from the word conundrum

i can't decide between big breasted bimboes the double dequel or asian cream pies. what a pornundrum

by assy mcsluttyballs December 21, 2009

teasing for a pleasing

when a girl is totally acting like a slut

man that girl's outfit says that she is teasing for a pleasing

by assy mcsluttyballs January 27, 2010

bree'd

to be fooled by a girl who wants you to think they like you even to the point of going with you to special events as your date

did you hear about that chris.that girl he liked went to a party as his date but just ditched him. he totally got bree'd

by assy mcsluttyballs December 25, 2009