masturbeat

a song that often plays on the radio while you masturbate

sunshine by atmosphere is my masturbeat

by assy mcsluttyballs January 26, 2010

salting the rim

during anal sex you pull out and make a circle of jizz around the girl's asshole

dude i was trying new shit the other day so i tried salting the rim

by assy mcsluttyballs December 23, 2009

bennies

another word for friends with benefits

person 1: are they going out?

person 2: no, they are just bennies

by assy mcsluttyballs December 29, 2009

bree'd

to be fooled by a girl who wants you to think they like you even to the point of going with you to special events as your date

did you hear about that chris.that girl he liked went to a party as his date but just ditched him. he totally got bree'd

by assy mcsluttyballs December 25, 2009

loree

someone who often makes gay sex or homosexual jokes but claims to still be straight

guy 1: "hmmm tasty balls"
guy 2: "you are so gay"
guy 1: "no man i love vaginas"
guy 2: "dude you are such a loree"

by assy mcsluttyballs December 23, 2009

sexy bessie

An overweight chick who is still extremely hot and fuckable despite being fat

i don't have to be a chubby chaser to like that sexy bessie over there

by assy mcsluttyballs December 23, 2009

cross campus awkwardness

when your friends yell random things about you across the school to someone you had a thing for a long time ago

aman: hey kelle we brought your boyfriend
patrick: rofl
kyle: well that was a load of cross campus awkwardness

by assy mcsluttyballs January 16, 2010