assy mcsluttyballs's definitions

fishy leno

when you shove you chin into a girl's vagina and pleasure her with it. also see leno chin

i gave her the old fishy leno last night

by assy mcsluttyballs December 28, 2009

salty mouthwash

when you jizz into a girls mouth, she gargles i and then spitsit back onto your penis

dude she gives a good blow but it is kinda weird when she does that salty mouthwash

by assy mcsluttyballs December 22, 2009

pixie sticks

when you mix heroine and sugar and take a fix

hmmmmm. i need a new wild fix.maybe i'll try some pixie sticks

by assy mcsluttyballs December 23, 2009

teasing for a pleasing

when a girl is totally acting like a slut

man that girl's outfit says that she is teasing for a pleasing

by assy mcsluttyballs January 27, 2010

loree

someone who often makes gay sex or homosexual jokes but claims to still be straight

guy 1: "hmmm tasty balls"
guy 2: "you are so gay"
guy 1: "no man i love vaginas"
guy 2: "dude you are such a loree"

by assy mcsluttyballs December 23, 2009

salting the rim

during anal sex you pull out and make a circle of jizz around the girl's asshole

dude i was trying new shit the other day so i tried salting the rim

by assy mcsluttyballs December 23, 2009

cross campus awkwardness

when your friends yell random things about you across the school to someone you had a thing for a long time ago

aman: hey kelle we brought your boyfriend
patrick: rofl
kyle: well that was a load of cross campus awkwardness

by assy mcsluttyballs January 16, 2010