ashteroid's definitions

Chicks

A positive slang term for pretty girls, usually young e.g. under 35.

"There are some nice Chicks in that bar, let's go for a beer"

by ashteroid April 15, 2010

france

The country that was right about Iraq

France? Cowards. Ohh, err, hmmm. Yeah, got that wrong. They were right.

by ashteroid May 23, 2007

In theatre

A Homosexual person. A very old euphemism dating from when to accuse someone of being homosexual was libelous. Deriving from actors and luvvies being sterotypically gay or effeminate.

Question:"Does he have a girlfriend?"
Answer:"No, I think he's 'In theatre'."

by ashteroid November 8, 2006

usa

A country that regards itself as the greatest in the world but only 10% of americans have passports. How would they know then?

Are you going to Europe on holiday or the USA? Where's Europe?

by ashteroid April 9, 2007

the battle of britain

Won in 1940/41 by the british air force when outnumbered by the germans five to one. Britain stood alone when western europe had fallen and beat the nazis.

An englishman should always be proud of the battle of britain. We stood alone.

by ashteroid April 18, 2007

Twat Eyes

An insult for an ugly person whom you don't like, especially if they have beedy, untrustworthy eyes. Helpful if one is staring at you or your girlfriend, you are drunk and want a fight.

"Who the fuck are you looking at, Twat Eyes?"

by ashteroid November 8, 2006

Arnhem

The Town where the last Bridge was that the British couldn't take in the true story of the WWII Battle, Operation Market-Garden in the Film 'A Bridge too far'. Used to describe a situation when a friend has made an error and gone too far, told someone some home truths for instance and upset them.

"Danny was telling Stuart about not liking his girlfriend and now they're not talking."

"Oh, he went a bit Arnhem did he?"

by Ashteroid March 4, 2009