ashteroid's definitions

tuesday

When used as an adjective to describe one's dejected mood and despondency two days after the end of the weekend. Especially if one has partied all weekend using chisel and become sculptured.

Question:"How do you feel today?"
Answer:"A bit tuesday."

by ashteroid November 8, 2006

9/11

The day American money stopped funding the IRA in Northern Ireland and the troubles that claimed over 3000 lives in the UK over 30 years effectively stopped. The Irish American's had to think about the reality of what we call terrorism. It became untenable, which helped bring peace to Britain and Ireland. Every cloud has a silver lining, ask the people of Belfast.

"Shit, we've been attacked"

"oh dear, this is awful. better stop those Noraid contributions since 9/11"

by ashteroid May 22, 2007

sculptured

When a person is far too high on cocaine, edgy and arrogant.

When someone has done too much chilsel they become sculptured, as a chisel is used to make a sculpture.

by Ashteroid November 10, 2008

Noraid

American/Irish campaign that supported mass murder in Northern Ireland and the UK by funding the IRA between 1970 up until 9/11 when America got some back and didn't like it.

"Ouch, them terrorists hurt, better stop funding Irish ones like Noraid."

by ashteroid May 23, 2007

In theatre

A Homosexual person. A very old euphemism dating from when to accuse someone of being homosexual was libelous. Deriving from actors and luvvies being sterotypically gay or effeminate.

Question:"Does he have a girlfriend?"
Answer:"No, I think he's 'In theatre'."

by ashteroid November 8, 2006

Twat Eyes

An insult for an ugly person whom you don't like, especially if they have beedy, untrustworthy eyes. Helpful if one is staring at you or your girlfriend, you are drunk and want a fight.

"Who the fuck are you looking at, Twat Eyes?"

by ashteroid November 8, 2006

france

The country that was right about Iraq

France? Cowards. Ohh, err, hmmm. Yeah, got that wrong. They were right.

by ashteroid May 23, 2007