conkhead

adjective.

Used to describe ones cranial deformity.

see Nic Cester and mongoloid
"I just got done watching Jet's new video. The lead singer is such a conkhead!"

or

"I just got eye-raped by that conkheaded freak over there.."
by Ashley January 15, 2005
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jelly bracelets

jelly braceletes rock all me and my firends have them but they dont mean anything to us i have black blue white red and pink:) who cares what they mean im not being forced to do anything!
by Ashley February 17, 2004
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daddy dick

some 1 who has some good dick dat knows how to use it and satisfy a women needs
my baby joel gots da daddy dick
by Ashley November 24, 2004
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gay friend

guy who likes a girl but girl is only interested in being friends
she told you about someone else she slammed? you got shikked
by Ashley August 16, 2004
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dishwater blonde

A 1950's term that now would be considered a "dirty blonde"
by Ashley April 20, 2005
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ball buster

The act of stimulating a man sexually through touching, clothing, dirty talk, etc. and then the refusal to pull through with the actual deed of sexual intercourse.
Dude, she came over here and started whispering in my ear and grabbing my dick and then she fucking left without doing shit, what a ball buster!
by ashley March 10, 2004
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boonkafied

a person who looks extremly boonk or ghetto beyong reason.
my sisiter chelsea is soooo boonkafied she wears a ring on each finger n shops for close at the house around the corner.
by ashley November 13, 2004
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