The generic name given to a general type of ARMOROID denoting certain charictoristics. (From the table game war gamers play called ARMOR.)
Artilleroids generally:
1.) Are usually 100 plus tons so as to mount heavyier weaponry on their chasis.
2.) Mount mostly if not all long range or extended range artilley. (Also inclusive of large missle bombardment mountings.)
3.) Tend to have light armor because they are not regarded as front line units. Intended usage of this unit is to present barrage indirect fire and remain out of direct contact with enemy units. Note: The behemoth sports heavy armor and weapons but suffers from a lack of speed which leads to being over run by ememy armoroids.
4.) Has a tendancy to mount only balistic weapons as energy weapons tend to be line of sight and can't be used as indirect fire.
Artilleroids generally:
1.) Are usually 100 plus tons so as to mount heavyier weaponry on their chasis.
2.) Mount mostly if not all long range or extended range artilley. (Also inclusive of large missle bombardment mountings.)
3.) Tend to have light armor because they are not regarded as front line units. Intended usage of this unit is to present barrage indirect fire and remain out of direct contact with enemy units. Note: The behemoth sports heavy armor and weapons but suffers from a lack of speed which leads to being over run by ememy armoroids.
4.) Has a tendancy to mount only balistic weapons as energy weapons tend to be line of sight and can't be used as indirect fire.
Player 1.) "I'm advancing six armors to the front ranks by the house."
Player 2.) "Boom! I had an ARTILLEROID posted 5 miles back who just salvoed all his heavy missles on your units. Your toast!"
Player 1.) "Arrggg!! I took heavy damage to two of my ARMOROIDS and your still way to far away for me to return fire!"
Player 2.) "Boom! I had an ARTILLEROID posted 5 miles back who just salvoed all his heavy missles on your units. Your toast!"
Player 1.) "Arrggg!! I took heavy damage to two of my ARMOROIDS and your still way to far away for me to return fire!"
by armoroid 5000 July 29, 2009
When you go to a restaurant with a group of friends or family, where in each is on a meal budget and all order somthing diffrent so as to share.
The Platter Bum is the individual who went ahead and ordered an expencive dish (thus distinguishing thereself by putting on airs as the rich guy) but does not share. Others in the party will notice and feel slightly annoyed.
Then when everyone is served, the Platter bum then askes others around them if they could try a sample of what others are eating in order to "see if they like it."
Others will feel compelled to be polite and offer the morsel to the Platter Bum while they secretly resent the fact that they have only a small meal to satisfy themself with while the Platter Bum has a frigg'n buffet, half untouched in front of them.
NOTE: The Platter Bum usualy never finishes their meal and leaves most of their food to be wasted. This also will piss off company who may still be hungry or may have been the one treating the group to the meal.
The Platter Bum is the individual who went ahead and ordered an expencive dish (thus distinguishing thereself by putting on airs as the rich guy) but does not share. Others in the party will notice and feel slightly annoyed.
Then when everyone is served, the Platter bum then askes others around them if they could try a sample of what others are eating in order to "see if they like it."
Others will feel compelled to be polite and offer the morsel to the Platter Bum while they secretly resent the fact that they have only a small meal to satisfy themself with while the Platter Bum has a frigg'n buffet, half untouched in front of them.
NOTE: The Platter Bum usualy never finishes their meal and leaves most of their food to be wasted. This also will piss off company who may still be hungry or may have been the one treating the group to the meal.
One family member to anther at a dinner at a restaurant paid for by their father:
Relative 1 : "Jeez! Would ya look at that pig!"
Relative 2 : "Huh? Who ya talkin about?"
Relative 1 : "That uppity cousine from the country. He found out dad was paying and he ordered the most expensive steak on the menu."
Relative 2 : "That little turd! All I had was a grilled chicken salid."
Relative 1 : "Yeah, and he's been begging food bites from everyone around him and hasn't touched his own plate. What's he doing? Saving it for later?"
Relative 2 : "I agree. He's being a real Platter Bum tonight. Dad aught to tell him off and not pay for his meal."
Relative 1 : "Jeez! Would ya look at that pig!"
Relative 2 : "Huh? Who ya talkin about?"
Relative 1 : "That uppity cousine from the country. He found out dad was paying and he ordered the most expensive steak on the menu."
Relative 2 : "That little turd! All I had was a grilled chicken salid."
Relative 1 : "Yeah, and he's been begging food bites from everyone around him and hasn't touched his own plate. What's he doing? Saving it for later?"
Relative 2 : "I agree. He's being a real Platter Bum tonight. Dad aught to tell him off and not pay for his meal."
by armoroid 5000 August 04, 2009
Noun: The new name for anime mecha being used by table gamers.
Referance is to armored war fighting machines that are built into the shape of the human body. A divergence from the standard war vehicles of the present day whose locomotion is either by wheel or tracked suspension.
Japan has long been a producer of this concept of giant fighting robots piloted by soldiers into combat.
The original terms used were mecha, gundam, battle mech or mech.
The origins of this idea were vaunted in such games as robotech, mechwarrior, and battletech.
The modern versions of these games are a standard feature of many computer video games today.
Referance is to armored war fighting machines that are built into the shape of the human body. A divergence from the standard war vehicles of the present day whose locomotion is either by wheel or tracked suspension.
Japan has long been a producer of this concept of giant fighting robots piloted by soldiers into combat.
The original terms used were mecha, gundam, battle mech or mech.
The origins of this idea were vaunted in such games as robotech, mechwarrior, and battletech.
The modern versions of these games are a standard feature of many computer video games today.
"Awwww, dude! Your megatank just crippled my armoroid with a hit from your heavy machineguns! You blew my armoroid's head off and killed my pilot!"
"Yeah, and when you turn around there is three heavy armoroids right behind you ready to blast your other units off the board!"
"Yeah, and when you turn around there is three heavy armoroids right behind you ready to blast your other units off the board!"
by armoroid 5000 July 17, 2009
A referance to when a woman is being generaly mean and cranky to EVERYBODY around in the proximity of her voice.
A.) Also constitutes letting all others present KNOW she is upset and that they all will share in her pain.
B.) Multiple version of opening a can of whup-ass for the female gender.
C.) Serving a sample of nastyness to all unfortunate to be present.
A.) Also constitutes letting all others present KNOW she is upset and that they all will share in her pain.
B.) Multiple version of opening a can of whup-ass for the female gender.
C.) Serving a sample of nastyness to all unfortunate to be present.
ANGRY WOMAN: "Oh, I caught my man cheat'n, an' you'all helped him hide it from me! Now you'll all get a taste of my special blend BITCH PUDDING!"
"Everybody pony up and get yo' taste! I got plenty for alla' ya' all!"
"Everybody pony up and get yo' taste! I got plenty for alla' ya' all!"
by armoroid 5000 July 29, 2009
(N): A term coined in the prohibition era,(1920's) used to describe really bad or cheap moonshine whiskey.
Originating from the fact that really crappy booze would give you such a hangover that you think your brain was going to swell up and pop your skull open.
This cheap buzz juice was often poured into a bathtube with fruit juices to mask it's horrible taste. The use of "mixers" with rotten booze is the origination of todays cocktail beverages.
During this time there were models of vehicles that used ethel-alcohol in their radiators as a coolant. Many cases are on report of "down on their luck folk" draining and drinking this nonpotable fluid. Being not the same chemical formula as comsumable intoxicants, these people often sustained major internal injury. Gastric problems, blindness, heart failure, brain damage, and extreme inflamation of the circulatory system being key results of injestion. And yes , it can kill ya' too!
Also latter when "Moon shining" became more abundant, one of the ways to transport illegel alchohol was to pour the "shine" in the radiator, drive to the delivery point, drain the booze and replace it with regular coolant. Then the shine runners (early origins of NASCAR racing) collected their cash, went home and poisoned loads of people with the now polluted booze they just delivered. YeeeeeHaaaaaawww!!!!
Originating from the fact that really crappy booze would give you such a hangover that you think your brain was going to swell up and pop your skull open.
This cheap buzz juice was often poured into a bathtube with fruit juices to mask it's horrible taste. The use of "mixers" with rotten booze is the origination of todays cocktail beverages.
During this time there were models of vehicles that used ethel-alcohol in their radiators as a coolant. Many cases are on report of "down on their luck folk" draining and drinking this nonpotable fluid. Being not the same chemical formula as comsumable intoxicants, these people often sustained major internal injury. Gastric problems, blindness, heart failure, brain damage, and extreme inflamation of the circulatory system being key results of injestion. And yes , it can kill ya' too!
Also latter when "Moon shining" became more abundant, one of the ways to transport illegel alchohol was to pour the "shine" in the radiator, drive to the delivery point, drain the booze and replace it with regular coolant. Then the shine runners (early origins of NASCAR racing) collected their cash, went home and poisoned loads of people with the now polluted booze they just delivered. YeeeeeHaaaaaawww!!!!
"Hey bar tender! Give me a belt of that good star bottle you got hid under the counter. I ain't want'n non of that POPSKULL garbage you serve to the regular cheeple!"
by armoroid 5000 July 20, 2009
A girl who goes out to the clubs to find guys to buy her drinks all night until she is way wasted. Then the lucky fellow has the thought in his head that he is going to "GET LUCKY" with her so he goes and calls a taxi to take them both back to his pad.
The girl is drunk but seems fine until he gets her in the cab. Then she starts acting all seductive and sexy with the guy, getting him all horny with her drunken antics. Irregardless of the presence of the driver in the car.
But about 10 minutes of road time and the, oh so HOT girl, the guy thought he was beding that night suddenly passes out and starts to drool on his silk club shirt. Then he looks like a fool and has to pony up an extra 10$ to the driver to help him drag the now un-hot girl to the house. Somtimes there is another annoying circumstance where the HOT DROOL-BUNNY barfs in the taxi and the guy gets the pleasure of paying extra to the now pissed driver for the clean up. Guy then has to take a cold shower and clean up the bitch.
The girl is drunk but seems fine until he gets her in the cab. Then she starts acting all seductive and sexy with the guy, getting him all horny with her drunken antics. Irregardless of the presence of the driver in the car.
But about 10 minutes of road time and the, oh so HOT girl, the guy thought he was beding that night suddenly passes out and starts to drool on his silk club shirt. Then he looks like a fool and has to pony up an extra 10$ to the driver to help him drag the now un-hot girl to the house. Somtimes there is another annoying circumstance where the HOT DROOL-BUNNY barfs in the taxi and the guy gets the pleasure of paying extra to the now pissed driver for the clean up. Guy then has to take a cold shower and clean up the bitch.
Old taxi driver to new taxi driver:
"Yep, you gotta' learn how to spot a HOT DROOL-BUNNY."
"Hot Drool-Bunny! What are those?"
"Oh, I see em' all the time. It's where a guy liquers up a Hottie and they jump in your cruiser and start to get it on. Then the bitch passes out on him or throws up on him. Poor guy."
"Oh man! That's gross!"
"Yeah, get good at spotting em' and if you see one keep on driving. They are way more trouble than the cab fair is worth."
"Yep, you gotta' learn how to spot a HOT DROOL-BUNNY."
"Hot Drool-Bunny! What are those?"
"Oh, I see em' all the time. It's where a guy liquers up a Hottie and they jump in your cruiser and start to get it on. Then the bitch passes out on him or throws up on him. Poor guy."
"Oh man! That's gross!"
"Yeah, get good at spotting em' and if you see one keep on driving. They are way more trouble than the cab fair is worth."
by armoroid 5000 July 29, 2009
The change in attitude presented by any member of the african-american community who switches from being a normal person to being a super Obama liberal.
Symtoms-
1.) Since the 2008 election, suddenly acts like being "BLACK" means they are superior to others.
2.) Flips out when anybody says anything about how Obama is running things.
3.) Thinks that Obama is the manifestation of Jesus come to give them their heavenly rewards for the suffering they have personaly endured at the hands of the "white devils."
4.) Belives that the duty of all "Black" people is to subjegate "WHITE" people into the same state of submision as their ancestors endured as slaves.
5.) Should recieve monetary compensation from people living to day to recompence for the loss of earnings by enslaved ancestors hundreds of years ago.
6.) Thinks that "wellfair" is part of that entitlement and should be a "right."
7.) Beats people verbaly over the head about their "RIGHTS" when things don't go their way or don't get what they want.
8.) Start using words and lables like "RACIST" or "DISCRIMINATION" or "civil rights violation" as a weapon to silence others of differing opinion.
9.) Thinks they are masters of the current political environment but reveal they are ignorant of the reality of events in government when they open their mouth and speak.(Also are ofter painfuly ignorant of what "civil rights" are or what affirmative action is or does to companies.
10.) Totaly buys the current administrations claims that they are going to fix everything, hook, lie, and stinker.
Symtoms-
1.) Since the 2008 election, suddenly acts like being "BLACK" means they are superior to others.
2.) Flips out when anybody says anything about how Obama is running things.
3.) Thinks that Obama is the manifestation of Jesus come to give them their heavenly rewards for the suffering they have personaly endured at the hands of the "white devils."
4.) Belives that the duty of all "Black" people is to subjegate "WHITE" people into the same state of submision as their ancestors endured as slaves.
5.) Should recieve monetary compensation from people living to day to recompence for the loss of earnings by enslaved ancestors hundreds of years ago.
6.) Thinks that "wellfair" is part of that entitlement and should be a "right."
7.) Beats people verbaly over the head about their "RIGHTS" when things don't go their way or don't get what they want.
8.) Start using words and lables like "RACIST" or "DISCRIMINATION" or "civil rights violation" as a weapon to silence others of differing opinion.
9.) Thinks they are masters of the current political environment but reveal they are ignorant of the reality of events in government when they open their mouth and speak.(Also are ofter painfuly ignorant of what "civil rights" are or what affirmative action is or does to companies.
10.) Totaly buys the current administrations claims that they are going to fix everything, hook, lie, and stinker.
Worker to other co-worker:
(WHISPERING) "Hey joe! There goes Jamal! What an ass he has turned into lately."
(CHUCKLING) "Yeah, ever since Obama won, er..stole the election he has been going around like the BLACK-ANOINTED! Nobody likes being around him. He's so hostle now!"
"Yeah, just give him the silent treatment or he'll scream racist and get you in trouble with the boss."
"Let's boogie outta' here before he sees us and trys to school us by spouting more of his lib crap."
(WHISPERING) "Hey joe! There goes Jamal! What an ass he has turned into lately."
(CHUCKLING) "Yeah, ever since Obama won, er..stole the election he has been going around like the BLACK-ANOINTED! Nobody likes being around him. He's so hostle now!"
"Yeah, just give him the silent treatment or he'll scream racist and get you in trouble with the boss."
"Let's boogie outta' here before he sees us and trys to school us by spouting more of his lib crap."
by armoroid 5000 July 29, 2009