punch line cock block

When a person not involved in telling joke interrupts the person who is telling joke, thereby flummoxing the person and causing the mistiming of the punch line.

Kevin was just about to utter “Ta-da,” the punch line, when Rob interjected with a question, only to punch line cock block Kevin.

by aretegroup July 30, 2019

Cunting Off

To spend time entertainingly with no apparent purpose. It is a version of "to fuck off" except using a favored Canadian word-"cunt"-as a substitute.

Rob and Kevin figured the best use of a Saturday afternoon in the summer cunting off and drink beer at the local microbrewery.

by aretegroup August 06, 2016

Tuchas tease

the act of getting off from licking a toilet seat that an attractive person just sat on

Pat really liked Gerry, enough to commit to a tuchas tease after Gerry left the water closet.

by aretegroup January 12, 2019