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This means "The fuck you say ni**a?" and is never meant to end in a question mark. Used as a joke.
Pronounced "tuf-you-sin", but meant for text messaging such as Discord or any other texting app, and is mostly meant to be used when someone says something incomprehensible.
Pronounced "tuf-you-sin", but meant for text messaging such as Discord or any other texting app, and is mostly meant to be used when someone says something incomprehensible.
by applesaue October 11, 2025
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Get the VeeJuan mug.The phobia of someone stepping on your hands when they're on the ground
Comes from latin for hands (Manus) and floor (pavimentum).
I have this, even though I just made it up.
Comes from latin for hands (Manus) and floor (pavimentum).
I have this, even though I just made it up.
Billy: Hey, bob, how ya doin today?
Bob: Terrible, because some idiot just stepped on my hands like a friggin'... I don't know, minecraft pressure plate, or something
Billy: Dang, but you gonna get over it, right?
Bob: Hell naw, I got, like, manumentumaphobia, or something.
Billy: The hell is manure mental phobia?
Bob: I made it up :/
Billy, in his head: He is definitely braindead.
Bob: Terrible, because some idiot just stepped on my hands like a friggin'... I don't know, minecraft pressure plate, or something
Billy: Dang, but you gonna get over it, right?
Bob: Hell naw, I got, like, manumentumaphobia, or something.
Billy: The hell is manure mental phobia?
Bob: I made it up :/
Billy, in his head: He is definitely braindead.
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The friend you thought could keep a dreadful secret but as soon as he has an audience of at least 4 (including you) he spoils the secret and rolls it off like "It's a little joke, man, what's the big deal" when everyone is pointing and laughing at you and you genuinely want to JOACAD.
The friend you thought could keep a dreadful secret but as soon as he has an audience of at least 4 (including you) he spoils the secret and rolls it off like "It's a little joke, man, what's the big deal" when everyone is pointing and laughing at you and you genuinely want to JOACAD.
Dave: *Invites 15 friends over for a party*
John: Dave, I got something to tell you. I have a "the hub" channel.
Dave: dw your secret is safe :)
*3 hours later*
Dave: Guys, since we are watching tv, lets watch the best "hub" videos, made by our friend John!!!
John: SHUT THE FUCK UP JOHN BIG MOUTH
John: Dave, I got something to tell you. I have a "the hub" channel.
Dave: dw your secret is safe :)
*3 hours later*
Dave: Guys, since we are watching tv, lets watch the best "hub" videos, made by our friend John!!!
John: SHUT THE FUCK UP JOHN BIG MOUTH
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combines "Diddy" and "Idiot" to make the most brain damaging, retarded word in the entirety of this planet.
The person getting called this is either an idiot, an idiot who is a PDF file, or you just use it for no reason.
combines "Diddy" and "Idiot" to make the most brain damaging, retarded word in the entirety of this planet.
The person getting called this is either an idiot, an idiot who is a PDF file, or you just use it for no reason.
John: *walks into a wall*
Dave: Diddiot.
OR
John: Man, they look MIGHTY fine...
Dave: That's a 12 year old, diddiot...
OR
John: The square root of 27 is 9.
Dave: You... are a genuine diddiot.
John: But I don't like children anymo-
Dave: The fact you have to say "anymore" is a problem in it's own way, John...
Dave: Diddiot.
OR
John: Man, they look MIGHTY fine...
Dave: That's a 12 year old, diddiot...
OR
John: The square root of 27 is 9.
Dave: You... are a genuine diddiot.
John: But I don't like children anymo-
Dave: The fact you have to say "anymore" is a problem in it's own way, John...
by applesaue September 18, 2025
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Comes from the Latin words Digitus (finger) and Confractus (break).
I probably have it and I get constant PTSD when I hear footsteps when my hand is on the ground.
Comes from the Latin words Digitus (finger) and Confractus (break).
I probably have it and I get constant PTSD when I hear footsteps when my hand is on the ground.
John: *standing near Dave*
Dave: *puts hand on the ground*
John: *walking*
Dave: *violently yanks his hand off the ground* "HOOOOOOLY fuck John, you almost stepped on my fingers!"
John: "dude, I am 15 yards away from you, get yo stanky Digiconfractusphobic ass outta here.
Dave, being a lying bastard: "I don't have Digiconfractusphobia... what do you mean?!?! >:'("
Dave: *puts hand on the ground*
John: *walking*
Dave: *violently yanks his hand off the ground* "HOOOOOOLY fuck John, you almost stepped on my fingers!"
John: "dude, I am 15 yards away from you, get yo stanky Digiconfractusphobic ass outta here.
Dave, being a lying bastard: "I don't have Digiconfractusphobia... what do you mean?!?! >:'("
by applesaue September 12, 2025
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Usually, victims of whinepression don't realize that they are whine pressed and take it too seriously.
When they are aware they are whining idiots, it doesn't change anything because every problem is one people shouldn't brush off as nothing and if they are feeling that bad maybe talk to a therapist about it.
If they don't want/can't get a therapist, and things get more whinepressing, make sure you/your friend DOESN'T commit unaliving, please, as it may be very tempting.
Usually goes hand-in-hand with Unibull.
Usually, victims of whinepression don't realize that they are whine pressed and take it too seriously.
When they are aware they are whining idiots, it doesn't change anything because every problem is one people shouldn't brush off as nothing and if they are feeling that bad maybe talk to a therapist about it.
If they don't want/can't get a therapist, and things get more whinepressing, make sure you/your friend DOESN'T commit unaliving, please, as it may be very tempting.
Usually goes hand-in-hand with Unibull.
Dave: John, why are you crying
John: I sneezed... *intense heavy sobbing*
Dave: Man, you are definitely whinepressed.
John: IT'S NOT WHINEPRESSION! It's TERRIBLE!! *sobbing more intensely*
Dave: Figures.
(Example with Unibull)
Dave: John, what's up?
John: Did you see the news, thumbass?
Dave: yeah... (see Unibull for context) I understand how it is, man. Unibull is relentless... just try to handle it before the life-fucking begins or you won't able to resist...
John: Yeah, I know...
John: I sneezed... *intense heavy sobbing*
Dave: Man, you are definitely whinepressed.
John: IT'S NOT WHINEPRESSION! It's TERRIBLE!! *sobbing more intensely*
Dave: Figures.
(Example with Unibull)
Dave: John, what's up?
John: Did you see the news, thumbass?
Dave: yeah... (see Unibull for context) I understand how it is, man. Unibull is relentless... just try to handle it before the life-fucking begins or you won't able to resist...
John: Yeah, I know...
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