by applesaue September 18, 2025
Get the VeeJuanmug. When you feel depressed and have suicidal thoughts, but it's about something relatively mild to other but to you feels like it makes your life pointless.
Usually, victims of whinepression don't realize that they are whine pressed and take it too seriously.
When they are aware they are whining idiots, it doesn't change anything because every problem is one people shouldn't brush off as nothing and if they are feeling that bad maybe talk to a therapist about it.
If they don't want/can't get a therapist, and things get more whinepressing, make sure you/your friend DOESN'T commit unaliving, please, as it may be very tempting.
Usually goes hand-in-hand with Unibull.
Usually, victims of whinepression don't realize that they are whine pressed and take it too seriously.
When they are aware they are whining idiots, it doesn't change anything because every problem is one people shouldn't brush off as nothing and if they are feeling that bad maybe talk to a therapist about it.
If they don't want/can't get a therapist, and things get more whinepressing, make sure you/your friend DOESN'T commit unaliving, please, as it may be very tempting.
Usually goes hand-in-hand with Unibull.
Dave: John, why are you crying
John: I sneezed... *intense heavy sobbing*
Dave: Man, you are definitely whinepressed.
John: IT'S NOT WHINEPRESSION! It's TERRIBLE!! *sobbing more intensely*
Dave: Figures.
(Example with Unibull)
Dave: John, what's up?
John: Did you see the news, thumbass?
Dave: yeah... (see Unibull for context) I understand how it is, man. Unibull is relentless... just try to handle it before the life-fucking begins or you won't able to resist...
John: Yeah, I know...
John: I sneezed... *intense heavy sobbing*
Dave: Man, you are definitely whinepressed.
John: IT'S NOT WHINEPRESSION! It's TERRIBLE!! *sobbing more intensely*
Dave: Figures.
(Example with Unibull)
Dave: John, what's up?
John: Did you see the news, thumbass?
Dave: yeah... (see Unibull for context) I understand how it is, man. Unibull is relentless... just try to handle it before the life-fucking begins or you won't able to resist...
John: Yeah, I know...
by applesaue September 14, 2025
Get the Whinepressionmug. Not a type of bull, but the absolute BULLSHIT the universe force feeds me and I can't do anything about it.
Makes you genuinely want to "take matters into your own hands" sometimes.
Usually pre life-fucking bullshit as it is probably just a warning.
Also, I haven't been to a hospital.
Makes you genuinely want to "take matters into your own hands" sometimes.
Usually pre life-fucking bullshit as it is probably just a warning.
Also, I haven't been to a hospital.
John was having a good day, coming back from a party, but when he came home, he tripped and broke his nose. At the emergency room, he accidentally spanked someone trying to grab his phone and everyone looked at him in disgust. Coming home again, his wife saw the news about him spanking someone, somehow it got on the news, and his wife bitch-slapped him full power. He had to go to the emergency room again and is now titled a 2-time nurse spanker on the news after coming home. Coming inside the house, there was his son's skateboard placed perfectly to, firstly, launch it in his face and secondly, slip on it and get a concussion. Now he's a third time spanker and banned from the hospital, and the next closest one is an hour away. THIS is peak unibull.
by applesaue September 14, 2025
Get the Unibullmug. When saying "dumbass" is too rude, saying idiot is too serious, and you feel like they would thumb themselves.
Basically an idiot who fingers himself with his thumb.
Could be a she, but used against is more powerful but less rude because it sounds silly.
Basically an idiot who fingers himself with his thumb.
Could be a she, but used against is more powerful but less rude because it sounds silly.
Bob: guys, what the square root of 2 is 1, right???
Dave: no, thumbass, it's 1.41421356237 simplified heavily.
Bob: it's definitely rational though, right?
Dave: …
Bob: right???????!!!??!?
Dave: this is peak thumbassery...
OR
John: Bob, are you gay? I saw you eating a burger.
Bob: how are those even related, thumbass? Get your head straight and be straight, it's obvious that you are extremely gay for Dave.
John: no I'm not... *blushes very annoyingly)
Bob: SHAJOFUGINMOUTH
Dave: no, thumbass, it's 1.41421356237 simplified heavily.
Bob: it's definitely rational though, right?
Dave: …
Bob: right???????!!!??!?
Dave: this is peak thumbassery...
OR
John: Bob, are you gay? I saw you eating a burger.
Bob: how are those even related, thumbass? Get your head straight and be straight, it's obvious that you are extremely gay for Dave.
John: no I'm not... *blushes very annoyingly)
Bob: SHAJOFUGINMOUTH
by applesaue September 16, 2025
Get the Thumbassmug. The DEATHLY TERRIFYING fear of having someone step on your fingers when your hand is on the ground.
Comes from the Latin words Digitus (finger) and Confractus (break).
I probably have it and I get constant PTSD when I hear footsteps when my hand is on the ground.
Comes from the Latin words Digitus (finger) and Confractus (break).
I probably have it and I get constant PTSD when I hear footsteps when my hand is on the ground.
John: *standing near Dave*
Dave: *puts hand on the ground*
John: *walking*
Dave: *violently yanks his hand off the ground* "HOOOOOOLY fuck John, you almost stepped on my fingers!"
John: "dude, I am 15 yards away from you, get yo stanky Digiconfractusphobic ass outta here.
Dave, being a lying bastard: "I don't have Digiconfractusphobia... what do you mean?!?! >:'("
Dave: *puts hand on the ground*
John: *walking*
Dave: *violently yanks his hand off the ground* "HOOOOOOLY fuck John, you almost stepped on my fingers!"
John: "dude, I am 15 yards away from you, get yo stanky Digiconfractusphobic ass outta here.
Dave, being a lying bastard: "I don't have Digiconfractusphobia... what do you mean?!?! >:'("
by applesaue September 12, 2025
Get the Digiconfractusphobiamug. The phobia of someone stepping on your hands when they're on the ground
Comes from latin for hands (Manus) and floor (pavimentum).
I have this, even though I just made it up.
Comes from latin for hands (Manus) and floor (pavimentum).
I have this, even though I just made it up.
Billy: Hey, bob, how ya doin today?
Bob: Terrible, because some idiot just stepped on my hands like a friggin'... I don't know, minecraft pressure plate, or something
Billy: Dang, but you gonna get over it, right?
Bob: Hell naw, I got, like, manumentumaphobia, or something.
Billy: The hell is manure mental phobia?
Bob: I made it up :/
Billy, in his head: He is definitely braindead.
Bob: Terrible, because some idiot just stepped on my hands like a friggin'... I don't know, minecraft pressure plate, or something
Billy: Dang, but you gonna get over it, right?
Bob: Hell naw, I got, like, manumentumaphobia, or something.
Billy: The hell is manure mental phobia?
Bob: I made it up :/
Billy, in his head: He is definitely braindead.
by applesaue December 09, 2024
Get the manumentumaphobiamug. Uses an old joke to make something even dumber.
combines "Diddy" and "Idiot" to make the most brain damaging, retarded word in the entirety of this planet.
The person getting called this is either an idiot, an idiot who is a PDF file, or you just use it for no reason.
combines "Diddy" and "Idiot" to make the most brain damaging, retarded word in the entirety of this planet.
The person getting called this is either an idiot, an idiot who is a PDF file, or you just use it for no reason.
John: *walks into a wall*
Dave: Diddiot.
OR
John: Man, they look MIGHTY fine...
Dave: That's a 12 year old, diddiot...
OR
John: The square root of 27 is 9.
Dave: You... are a genuine diddiot.
John: But I don't like children anymo-
Dave: The fact you have to say "anymore" is a problem in it's own way, John...
Dave: Diddiot.
OR
John: Man, they look MIGHTY fine...
Dave: That's a 12 year old, diddiot...
OR
John: The square root of 27 is 9.
Dave: You... are a genuine diddiot.
John: But I don't like children anymo-
Dave: The fact you have to say "anymore" is a problem in it's own way, John...
by applesaue September 18, 2025
Get the Diddiotmug.