5 definitions by apex dave

grumbled

a term to describe the unfortunate situation where one's mother/wife stumbles across one's stash of "art pamphletry"...
to be caught with pornography

i was cleaning your room,david and i found 56 tons of hardcore anal pornography" david:"oh no!..i've been grumbled!

by apex dave January 18, 2011

midget gem

a very tiny lady with proportionally large breasts.

"have you seen the new secretary tom?.. "not yet dave"..."fuck me,she's a right midget gem!".

by apex dave January 18, 2011

nickles and dimes

the last"throw of the dice"for a male pornstar.

"goddammit gunther that was goddam nickles and dimes!"..."what do you expect hans?..that was my fifth popshot in two hours".

by apex dave January 18, 2011

whore from fife

a term of abuse that incorporates the two insults of being a whore and coming from fife.

hey,you've just taken my last fag,you whore from fife.

by apex dave January 18, 2011

packed lunch

to take one's girlfriend on holiday to avoid all the fucking about and loss of drinking time that goes with finding a suitable mate upon arriving at one's destination.

"i went to ibiza last year and wasted the first day and a half sorting myself out with a tart.i'm going to agya napa this year,and this time i'm taking a packed lunch".

by apex dave January 18, 2011