anuncertainsomeone's definitions

jurassic rook

A strategy in the game 5D Chess with Multiverse Timetravel that involves taking a rook and sending it backwards to the first eglegible board

So he was about to mate me, but luckily, i still had the time to play a jurassic rook before that happened.

by anuncertainsomeone February 5, 2022

commit Lethe Bath

When you saw something so cursed on the internet, you want to delete any memory you have of what you just saw, so you take a bath in the river Lethe.

*Sees cursed post*
That's it, i shall now commit Lethe Bath.

by anuncertainsomeone August 19, 2021

And then it got worse

Russias unofficial national motto

"After several years of war, the people were in the streets, demanding peace and bread. Then came Lenin. And then it got worse."

by anuncertainsomeone December 9, 2020

The Boston Molassacre

The Great Molasses Flood, also known as the Boston Molassacre, was an industrial accident in 1919 where molasses flooded parts of Boston after a tank full of the stuff fell over.

Even 100 years after The Boston Molassacre, the city of Boston continues to be one of the stickiest cities in the world.

by anuncertainsomeone July 3, 2023

go ape

To go ape is a style of sexual intercourse. It is done in a tree, with everyone involved being naked and without protection, as to simulate the natural reproduction of apes.

I think i got pregnant after i let Joshua go ape with me.

by anuncertainsomeone June 7, 2019