Definitions by anuncertainsomeone

complaint 

A collective noun to describe a group of Karens

So it was 9:55 and we were about to close, and in comes a complaint of Karens.

complaint by anuncertainsomeone January 2, 2022

commit Lethe Bath 

When you saw something so cursed on the internet, you want to delete any memory you have of what you just saw, so you take a bath in the river Lethe.

*Sees cursed post*
That's it, i shall now commit Lethe Bath.

commit Lethe Bath by anuncertainsomeone August 19, 2021

And then it got worse 

Russias unofficial national motto

"After several years of war, the people were in the streets, demanding peace and bread. Then came Lenin. And then it got worse."

And then it got worse by anuncertainsomeone December 9, 2020

Conflict of interest

Google Chrome having Privacy Settings

The conflict of interest is the quintessential part of any good story.

Conflict of interest by anuncertainsomeone November 25, 2020

go ape 

To go ape is a style of sexual intercourse. It is done in a tree, with everyone involved being naked and without protection, as to simulate the natural reproduction of apes.

I think i got pregnant after i let Joshua go ape with me.

go ape by anuncertainsomeone June 7, 2019