Definitions by antony

arsecandles 

A frustrated exclamation.

"Hey Joe, your computer's just crashed."
"Arsecandles!"

arsecandles by antony December 17, 2004

Candy Suxxx 

Porn star from PS2, PC & Xbox game Vice City, who works for seriously-going-downhill porn studios Interglobal Films. In one scene you nearly, oh so nearly see her humping. All you see is a head going up and down whilst she is moaning like in the cafe scene in When Harry Met Sally.

Candy: I'm sorry, but I don't think I can swallow this right now.

Director: Oh, come on, darling! He's hung like a sperm whale for pitys sake! How can you not feel the part?

Candy Suxxx by Antony November 14, 2004

boo 

1. Boyfriend or girlfriend
2. Word used to scare people

1. Can you handle me? If you can't you ain't gonna be my boo.

2. Guy: BOO!
Guy 2: Holy sh*t!

boo by Antony June 8, 2004

Bullet Time 

The slow motion effect used in many movies and videogames, such as The Matrix and Max Payne. Originally used in hit sci fi film The Matrix, it is now used often in many places such as PC game Max Payne, Mission: Impossible 2 and on many TV shows.

Neo dived back and avoided the bullets using Bullet Time.

Bullet Time by Antony May 28, 2004

The Getaway 

A Grand Theft Auto style game set in London with lots of cockney rhyming slang and swaring.

I went out and bought a copy of The Getaway immediately.

The Getaway by Antony May 28, 2004

Halla 

A man who lives in England and is very fast and is good lookin and has a big c00k.

Hello Halla

Halla by Antony February 22, 2004

Van Damme facial. 

Much like the traditional act of a man giving a woman a faceful of cum, but characterised by a vigorous display of effort and release. In doing so, the man has an expression and makes a sound much like Jean Claude Van Damme in those slow motion close ups of his face when he performs his big finale kick on the 'bad guy'.

Especially appropriate when copulating with a lady of loose morals and an a voracious appetite for all manner of sexual endeavour (AKA "a good girl").

Look at the arse on that one over there... I'd love to give her a Van Damme Facial.

Deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

Van Damme facial. by Antony December 20, 2003