164 definitions by anthony

5 second rule

The rule that states if any edible object should touch the ground it may still be eaten if picked up within 5 seconds. (No matter how nasty the ground or surface may be.)

Tanisha dropped an M&M on the wet and dirty bathroom floor but ate it anyway claiming it was safe due to the 5 second rule.

by anthony July 11, 2004

SES NAPKINS

Under ha~ses read it's variation "ses", and take that situation and throw in a napkin... to clean things up, get the idea yet?

When Johnny and Sally were done ~sessin' the other night, they quickly got rid of the evidence with SES NAPKINS!

by anthony April 2, 2005

piss hole

1.where urine comes out of the PENIS

2.also used as a dirty name

1.i went to the bathroom and my piss hole was burning

2.your a fucken piss hole!

by anthony February 8, 2005

lift a hoe

To experience sexual intercourse with a hoe.

Damn, Mike's gonna lift a hoe tonight brotha.

by anthony November 29, 2004

mayra

she is so tempting, sweet, honest, natural, intelligent, and bbbeeaauuttiiffuulllll!!!!!

when I see her my heart beats really fast as if I was going to drop dead. Her name rushes through my head like when the most money in the world. That girl was perfectly made in the most astounding way.

by anthony February 27, 2004

Let's blow this popsicle stand!

To provide oral favors to a popsicle stand.

Hey becky, this ice cream is making me really horny...Let's blow this popsicle stand!

by anthony March 11, 2005

Carajo

undetermined residence in the Cuban vocabulary.

Vete para el casa de carajo, chico!

by anthony December 13, 2003