anonymous's definitions

Comus

1)A Roman god of parties.

2)A disbanded Mardi Gras parade group.

3)A Cthulhu-obsessed internet used with uncommon writing skills, and poor skills in all the other arts.

If you need to get drunk in a hurry, pray to Comus for a miracle.

The float by Comus was the only one without a topless woman. They went for full-frontal.

Damnit, Comus, don't you have anything better to do with your time than to make definitions on the Urban Dictionary?

by Anonymous January 3, 2005

sedition

incitement of resistance to or insurrection against lawful authority

A lady at the airport is asked by a security officer: "Do you plan revolution or sedition?"
Answer: Sedition (Obviously, she thought, sedition is not as bas as revolution!)

by Anonymous June 20, 2003

spocker

Inserting two fingers in the vagina, and two fingers in the asshole of a girl. Your hand is in the shape of the "live long and prosper" sign that Mr. Spock gives.

by Anonymous January 26, 2003

promiscuous

Having casual sexual relations frequently with different partners; indiscriminate in the choice of sexual partners.

by Anonymous September 23, 2003

ability

the quality of being able to do something. attach it to the end of any verb to make up new words!

I've been admiring that chick, and I think she has some serious sexability.

I was able to open the door because it afforded pushability.

this class is heading for some serious failability.

by Anonymous November 30, 2001

DSODL

stands for "dirty spic on da loose"

mark irizary

by Anonymous March 28, 2003

greddy

GReddy is a car parts company specializing in exhausrs.

damn that greddy pipe is hard

by Anonymous April 30, 2003