anonymous's definitions

zuffle

To wipe one's knob in the curtains of a posh bird's house having had sex.

After me ride I zuffled.

by Anonymous April 11, 2003

meticulous

One who is is so consumed with details and perfetion that they spend more time "perfecting things" than actually living!

They slow everyone down, and cause even the most patient of people to explode in a fit of screaming rage yelling "hurry the %@#* up!"

Tom is so meticulous that it takes him 15 minutes to brush his teeth, and another 30 to floss!

by Anonymous November 20, 2003

dead head

1. some one who is dead. a deceased person. (meant to be cute/stupid)
2. a fan of the grateful dead
3. a stoner
4. someone who is extremely tired.

1. you're a dead head
2. i couldn't believe how many annoying dead heads there were at that college, let's go have a tie dye burning ceremony on the campus to show our love for them
3. that dead head hits the bong all the time
4. chris is a dead head today, he didn't go to bed early enough.

by Anonymous May 14, 2003

homothug

a male who wants to be known as a straight (heterosexual) male to society put enjoys sex with men on the DL

by Anonymous June 22, 2003

Gronk

Rough, crass, common slag - can be found in prolific areas of in-breeding in Somerset and Wiltshire

by Anonymous April 29, 2003

chav

a slag who is always pushing a buggy with screaming kids and she's swearing at them in a scrubby common accent, she will have a cigerette in her hand, she will have acne at 25, permed hair, herpes, will wear rings on every finger and a loads of cheap necklaces most common of these has a doll on it. they wear huge massive gold loop earing which they put their ankles behind when they are having sex so that their legs don't get tired.

see: chaz, slut, slapper
also try: townie, kev,

by Anonymous September 25, 2003

todger dodger

Quite simply a devote lesbian, who has no affiliation with the male sex organ.

You missy are a todger dodger

by Anonymous September 5, 2003