Alisatosis

A medical condition that causes chickens to frantically work only during CTO monthly meetings. Symptoms include hard "pecking" loudly at the keyboard so that everyone knows that you are working, tourette syndrome type outbursts, telling meaningless stories that have no ending, and chicken feathers flying above your cubical....
My mothers brothers cousin lives next door to the guy that had a blue car that looks like the dress that I wore to prom with my friends baby daddy's man.

The meeting was supposed to start 5 minutes ago. What does she have.. Alisatosis.

Where did all those chicken feathers come from.. She has Alisatosis.

She just started working at 4P? What the !!%^#$&^$%@#^%$ She has Alisatosis.
by Anonymous January 21, 2006
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penelope cruz

1. an actress who can't speak a single understandable English word

2. a blank head who knows nothing but stealing someone else's husband

3. a spanish beauty who ages too fast

4. a woman whose nose and mouth are adjacent
by Anonymous August 02, 2003
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oompalumpa

Short wobbaly fat ass.
by Anonymous February 11, 2003
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xen

One who defeats everyone in both Return to Castle Wolfenstein and Aliens Versus Predator 2. Derived from a player's name, said to be the best in the world.
The "xen" killed every member of the opposing team with one panzerfaust shot.
by Anonymous October 25, 2003
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NOS

What ricers use as a last resort in a verbal argument even thought they clearly have no idea what they're talking about.
I gots me teh NOS!!!1!!1

What? You bought the company? OR did you buy shares?
by Anonymous March 10, 2003
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Chairman Phat

Fearsome Asian with a warty, throbbing cock. He is to be brutally feared. See also system of a down.
by Anonymous February 25, 2003
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