anonymous's definitions

sloatting

sleeting and snowing at the same time

It is sloatting outside.

by anonymous January 25, 2004

fistful of boomstick

Where you ram your fist up someones orafice, open your hand and start slapping around the inside yelling "fistful of boomstick"

lizzy RELLY likes to get a fistful of boomstick from phil

by anonymous April 17, 2004

Fuyutski

A Fosters Guzzling Aussie that watches Steve Irwin all day, and whe he runs out of fosters, he hops a kangaroo to the market to steal some more at knife point.

"Help, I'm being robbed by a australian who wants Fosters"

by anonymous December 22, 2003

facesit

Act of one person, usually a female, sitting on another person's face to sexually stimulate that person. Can include cunnilingus, breath control. See femdom.

That old bugger has a facesitting fetish.

by Anonymous January 19, 2004

Lexy

The most beautiful, sweet, and caring girl to ever walk the earth. Loves her friends Jovan and Jesse.

See also Sexy Lexi.

No other girl compares to Lexy!

by anonymous January 1, 2004

bidet

An automatic ass cleaner using water at a water temperature and power of your choice. Can be installed as a completely different comode or in the same toilet seat itself. The evolution from using standard toilet paper and digging into your arse hole to remove that brown excrement.

"If you're still using toilet paper you're living in the 19th century and beyond. Wake up you bastards and get a bidet. NO HANDS needed to dig into your ass. When your done hosing your ass down, just PAT dry with a single square of TP."

by Anonymous March 12, 2005

oyster crackers

strange coincidence when you and another person are thinking of the same thing at the same time.

Jane: "You know what would be really good right now?"
Jane & Emily (In Unison): "Apple Pie Ice Cream."
Jane & Emily (Looking at each other and in unison): "Oyster Crackers!"

by anonymous January 19, 2004