anonymous's definitions

Gurpin

1)The state of mind where one loses himself 2) to trip like a bitch 3) to spaz out

Hey Bob, stop gurpin like a crack feind!

by Anonymous November 8, 2001

statia

Loser. Shallow. Flake

God, Gary Coleman is such a statia

by Anonymous August 27, 2003

yard sale

A place where a bunch of junk that you dont want anymore is for sale. Usually a bunch of old people come and buy it for their grandchildren. Stuff there is usually dirt cheap.

Grandma: I bought you a new shirt from a yard sale, it was only a quarter!

by Anonymous August 31, 2003

rotflmaobbq

roll on the floor laughing my ass off barbeque

by Anonymous October 1, 2003

tan banana

The cack. The man-meat. Phallus, penis, male genitalia, or wang. Pick your synonym.

"Chris smokes the tan banana."
"How gay."

by Anonymous November 3, 2003

Strongbad

creator of TROGDOR!!!! the dragon who comes in the NNNNNiiiIIIIiiiiGGGGggggHHHHhhhTTTTttttt!!!!! also installed a lightswitch for the cheat.

Dear StrongBad,

can you draw a dragon? i want to see your skills of an artist.

Your Friend,
(insert name here)

by Anonymous October 27, 2003

Vagina

Female genitalia.

When aroused, swells and produces a filmy, whitish lubricant.

Contains a number of nerve endings, none more senstive than the clitoris, an organ a part of the vagina that is formed from the same tissue as the head of the male penish.

Stretchable. Consequently, the wider the penis inserted, the more pleasurable for the woman. However, this is not an elastic wasteband, most women prefer a fairly broad diameter equivalent to that of a fairly thick cucumber.

Approximately six inches deep, sometimes more or less depending on the woman. Suffice to say, the value of a long penis dimishes after 8 inches or when lacking in depth.

Exit for a baby.

He had a 12 inch swizzle stick and kept ramming his fingers in my vagina. Next time I'll just use a dildo.

by Anonymous June 12, 2003