anonymous's definitions

quif

cunt fart

by Anonymous October 29, 2003

short

Help me! I'm 19, 3'1 1/2" and 18 pounds and haven't grown since I was TWO!

by Anonymous October 31, 2003

slap nuts

A subordinate person, usu. inferior; a working class stiff; one who must work hard and hastily.

"Yo, slap nuts, take out the garbage when you're finished washing the dishes."

by Anonymous August 15, 2003

jølle

a synonym for the secretion which surrounds the toilet bowl

by Anonymous February 6, 2003

fuctifino

"Fucked if I know" - or - "I really don't have a clue, old chap"

"What's George Bush up to?" .. "Fuctifino!"

by Anonymous January 30, 2003

spoose

A person parents show their daughters to scare them into celibacy.

Spoose: And what are you going to be when you grow up little girl?
Little Girl: A nun
Parent::)

by Anonymous May 5, 2003

laci peterson

To have been decepted by one's husband or wife, named for the Californian woman who was killed by her husband.

See how he tricked her into thinking that he would meet her but he really partied with strippers? She was so Laci Peterson!

by Anonymous August 8, 2003