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jizzle wizzle

Definition unknown. Introduced by rappers such as Snoop Dogg. Used as a greeting by afro-american gang-bangers
1st man: Yo, jizzle wizzle my nizzle!
2nd man: Hey 'sup dogg.
by anon February 9, 2005
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note to self

When you do something stupid, and make a mental note to yourself to not repeat it- although it is usually said aloud for comic purposes.
"Note to self- hamsters should not be used as golfballs"
by Anon May 14, 2005
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Ellie Cooke

Ellie is a very sexy, pretty, cool, wanted, hot, envied, beautiful girl. All the girls want to be her, and all the guys want to see her.
All her friends are beautiful people, because she's only friends with people who look the part.

She is very loving, and lovable, and sweet and clever, and she is very generous too - she gives to different charities each week, and she even runs her own charity called World Peace.

World Peace is a charity working for world peace. If you wish to join this charity (its completely free!), you must say the quote below to everyone you meet.
by Anon January 9, 2005
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guinea pig

A small, cute, furry rodent commonly sold as a pet. Eats just about any kind of vegetable, comes in many colors, screeches loudly when hungry. Possesses roughly the intelligence of a cow; sheds a lot.
Origin: Comes from South America. Named either after the country of Guiana or the fact that it originally cost one guinea in England. Raised for food in Peru; considered a pet everywhere else.
"WHEEK, WHEEK" screamed the guinea pig when she discovered her food bowl was empty.
by Anon July 24, 2006
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KO game

KO means knock-out, you idiot. KO game means that somebody won because they knocked out their opponent.
That boxing match was a KO game.
by anon October 20, 2004
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crappity

An exclamation of extreme discontent. Politer than its cousin beginning with "f". Sometimes put into a chant for such remarkably unpleasant occasions as losing badly at a game of Liero or being walked in on whilst watching movies unclothed.
Related phrases: "crap crappity crap", "crap crappity".
"Aiiieeee, Chiqita Bombs! Crappity crappity crappity crappity crappity!"
by anon June 30, 2004
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car

Men's best companion. Often referred as "My wife".
"Dude! Where's my car?"
by Anon May 6, 2003
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