angus bohanon's definitions

D.O.C.

Days Of Celibacy

used to indicate how long it's been since you had sex

dude, what's your d.o.c.?

around 15

oh man, you need to fix that

by angus bohanon December 13, 2008

DOC

Days Of Celibacy

used to indicate how long it has been since you last had sex.

What's your DOC?

About 15

Oohhh, man, you need to get on that

by angus bohanon February 12, 2007

gnarlicidal

mix between gnarly and suicidal

used to describe insanely dangerous but cool stunts that people do for fun, e.g. base jumping

DUDE! did you see that? that guy just parachuted with skis on and then landed it on the slopes! that was gnarlicidal!

by angus bohanon February 12, 2007

Vagina McVaginestein

A term used to reference people who are being pansies and should just suck it up and go for it, usually in the case of a member of the opposite sex that they are too shy to approach. From "Harold and Kumar".

Kumar: Dude, there she is, you should go talk to her.

Harold: No, I'm not going to just go talk to her.

Kumar: DUDE! Don't be a Vagina McVaginestein!

by angus bohanon January 12, 2007

patro-po

the slang reference to the state patrol, commonly known (at least in the west) to be much stricter and more hardcore than city cops and county sheriffs. they also drive faster cars and have way more skills at driving (trust me). kind of like po-po but not.

A: dude! did you see that? that charger that just passed us had a bullwhip antenna and a spotlight!

B: yeah, man, keep it under the limit tonight. the patro-po are getting smarter.

by angus bohanon August 24, 2006

automoboose

this is simply a fun way to refer to anything that falls in the car, truck, bus, tram, etc category. if you can say this word and not enjoy it, quit using it.

1: dude, where's my automoboose?

2: I'll only be DD tonight if I can drive YOUR automoboose.

by angus bohanon July 9, 2006

schnasty

fun way to say nasty, also implying that you really think something is gross instead of nasty as in cool. falls into the fun words category with schwasted and schwafted. if it's not fun to say, don't say it.

A: i just saw The Hills Have Eyes last night. some of those mutant people were really schnasty.

J: dude, that whole f***ing movie is schnasty.

by angus bohanon July 9, 2006