10 definitions by angus bohanon
by angus bohanon February 11, 2007
by angus bohanon January 30, 2007
the slang reference to the state patrol, commonly known (at least in the west) to be much stricter and more hardcore than city cops and county sheriffs. they also drive faster cars and have way more skills at driving (trust me). kind of like po-po but not.
A: dude! did you see that? that charger that just passed us had a bullwhip antenna and a spotlight!
B: yeah, man, keep it under the limit tonight. the patro-po are getting smarter.
B: yeah, man, keep it under the limit tonight. the patro-po are getting smarter.
by angus bohanon August 24, 2006
mix between gnarly and suicidal
used to describe insanely dangerous but cool stunts that people do for fun, e.g. base jumping
used to describe insanely dangerous but cool stunts that people do for fun, e.g. base jumping
DUDE! did you see that? that guy just parachuted with skis on and then landed it on the slopes! that was gnarlicidal!
by angus bohanon February 11, 2007
tiny dog that yaps and tries to bite you and won't shut up. the idea is that any dog that can fit in a mailbox should be classified as a rodent. yapping is suggested in order to meet mailbox dog standards, but not required. see also puntable.
"that would be a fun bike ride if it wasn't for that f---ing mailbox dog at the end of it"
"yeah, that dog is such a puntable"
"yeah, that dog is such a puntable"
by angus bohanon July 1, 2006
the sole criteria that defines a relationship for that category of guys that are only after a piece of a**. these guys also tend to hit on women much younger than them, example a college freshman and a highschool freshman. interaction tends to lead to blind groping in his car, then after she goes home he gets drunk and passes out puking in the public parking lot behind the prison. avoid these guys.
A&A: so how are things between you and that freshman?
Zach: pretty damn good.
A&A: have you taken her on a date yet?
Zach: no.
A&A: have you called her?
Zach: no.
A&A: then how does that qualify as pretty damn...oh, you let her touchyourpenis, didn't you?
Zach: hell yeah, man.
A&A: you stoner f***. you are such a man-wh*re.
Zach: pretty damn good.
A&A: have you taken her on a date yet?
Zach: no.
A&A: have you called her?
Zach: no.
A&A: then how does that qualify as pretty damn...oh, you let her touchyourpenis, didn't you?
Zach: hell yeah, man.
A&A: you stoner f***. you are such a man-wh*re.
by angus bohanon July 10, 2006
A term used to reference people who are being pansies and should just suck it up and go for it, usually in the case of a member of the opposite sex that they are too shy to approach. From "Harold and Kumar".
Kumar: Dude, there she is, you should go talk to her.
Harold: No, I'm not going to just go talk to her.
Kumar: DUDE! Don't be a Vagina McVaginestein!
Harold: No, I'm not going to just go talk to her.
Kumar: DUDE! Don't be a Vagina McVaginestein!
by angus bohanon January 11, 2007