pringles

More addictive than heroin.
In rehab they gave us heroin so we could wean ourselves off the Pringles.
by Angelacia May 24, 2007
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pro-smoker

The opposite of an anti-smoker. Love smoking and feel good about it.
Leilene was smoking again after class! She says she will never quit and those who want her to can go fuck themselves. She's such a pro-smoker!
by Angelacia May 03, 2007
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poles before holes

Meaning the same thing as 'bros before hoes'...the dude has the 'pole' and the girl is the 'hole'.
Larry: No, I gotta go, I promised Sara I'd walk her home.

Tommy: Dude, poles before holes! You're staying.
by Angelacia June 18, 2007
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sob story

The usually made-up tragic story that any drug addict/thief/hooker/bad person will tell you so you feel bad for them and will make you feel like it's not their fault that they are the way they are, or made the decisions that they made.
jenny: ugh suzy, look at you! you're fucked up on coke and it's 8 in the morning, and we're in spanish class!
suzy: Jenny, you don't even know what I've been through, I told you what happened...I found my mother dead when I was 8, then I was taken into foster care and beaten and I took to the streets where I became an anonymous circus dancer. You don't know how it feels to have no sense of identity!!!
jenny: oh, suzy, what a sob story...
by Angelacia May 27, 2007
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jessica simpson

The better Simpson. So what if she's dumb, at least she isn't a poser like ashlee.
Jessica Simpson: This says baby food. Is it food or is it baby?
by Angelacia May 01, 2007
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the meaning of life

a mean but funny little game to play with someone.
Girl A: Let me tell you the meaning of life.
Girl B: ?
Girl A: you're going out with Sean Allen aren't you?
Girl B: Yeah...
Girl A: Not anymore. I fucked him during second period.
Girl B: wtf you bitch thats so mean!
Girl A: That's life!
by Angelacia September 30, 2007
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chavette

Group of usually ugly girls, black and white, who hang around wearing their baby blue and earrings waiting for someone to piss them off. The pregnant ones will ram their strollers into you and then look at you menacingly, like what you gna complain?

Then there are the stupid teenybopping teenagers that just wait for someone to yell at, "Wos your problem?!" they hate american people and act like they are stupider than them...no comment.
When I was a Kings Cross a bunch of ugly and retarded chavettes without boyfriends ran after me with their *water bottles* calling me things like *monkey ass face* after I *stepped on their toe* at the crossing.
by Angelacia May 02, 2007
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