97 definitions by andy1

union

an association that uses thuggery, hooliganism, bribery and blackmail to get the wage level raised above its true value for lazy workers

those dumb union workers at the printers drove all the print shops out of business and then had no jobs at all

by andy1 September 25, 2004

Hannukah Lewinsky

Eight Days in a Row of Blowjobs

Slick Willie probably got several batches of Hannukah Lewinskys

by andy1 September 9, 2006

Suck The Bag

A semi-nonsensical expression we used to yell at people when we were teenagers in the 60s

As we drove past people on the sidewalk, we would yell "Suck The Bag"

by andy1 June 2, 2005

Pile of Debris

Slang term used among the casino crowd for the "Isle of Capri" series of casinos

Hey Steve, the Jackpot on Carribean Stud is $340K down at the Pile of Debris

by andy1 June 21, 2004

casino butt

The syndrome and physical object of people (mainly women) who sit at a slot machine all day.

Did you see the casino butt on that 400 lb. pig? She was sitting next to a Charles Manson look-alike (Whom you see at the casino on at least every other visit)

by andy1 January 9, 2006

Turd bird

A car produced by Ford Motor Company, often referred to as Thunderbird

Those moron teenagers around NYC in 1966 thought Cadillacs, Lincolns, and Turd Birds were cool cars.

by andy1 May 30, 2005

cuntaloupe

Slang term for one of the best tasting melons.

Thirty years ago my cousin Jim was about 18 and he came home about 4 in the morning, and he was kind of drunk, and his Dad was standing there in the kitchen and Jim said, "Dad, do we have any cuntaloupe?" and his Dad said, "Jim, you've been hanging around Andy too much"

by andy1 June 5, 2005