andy1's definitions

on the rag

All the conventional definitions, plus a case where a mechanical device is malfunctioning for a 5 to 7 day period. See OTR and beating off

Bill, your FIAT is on the rag.

by andy1 May 24, 2005

demonrat

Proper name for what many people call a member of the U.S. Democratic party, who believes in being soft on crime, soft on national defense and terrorism, and extra rights for minorities and women. They basically also believe in communism, socialism, penalizing the productive thru progressive and high taxes, stealing from the earners and producers, and giving free money to the lazy and the non-producers. They have also basically brainwashed the public, for no working person in their right mind would vote for this crap.

Algore is a liberal demonrat.

by andy1 July 23, 2006

urethra franklin

A really good female soul singer with a really funny first name; her parents were either really sadistic or just not thinking when they named her.

I love that scene from The Blues Brothers when Urethra Franklin starts singing and dancing in the diner

by andy1 September 13, 2006

W-Douche 40

Slang name for the spray lubricating product WD-40

Spray some W-Douche 40 on that car door hinge, that will fix the squeak.

by andy1 July 24, 2007

union

an association that uses thuggery, hooliganism, bribery and blackmail to get the wage level raised above its true value for lazy workers

those dumb union workers at the printers drove all the print shops out of business and then had no jobs at all

by andy1 September 25, 2004

doucheland

German name for what we call Germany

Doucheland is inhabited by what we call Krauts, or douches

by andy1 February 25, 2006

Papa sucked a brand new bag

One of James Brown's most famous songs.

In this song, the godfather of soul did not yell out uh ah grunt maceo

by andy1 June 8, 2005