Urban Dictionary: Definitions by andy sword

straddleworthy

Sexually desirable. Intended for use by women to describe men. Especially me LOL! I was delighted to see that no-one coined this before me. Yayee!

Yeah, he's a jerk, but I'll let that go, 'cos he's toooootally straddleworthy!!

by Andy Sword January 5, 2009

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Oscarworthy

Deserving an Academy Award. Obviously can apply to a Hollywood movie performance; but more fun when attributed to everyday malingering.

I was supposed to work this entire weekend, but I made an Oscarworthy job of convincing the boss that I'm suffering from exhaustion!

by Andy Sword January 10, 2009

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Feargal-Sharkey

Derogatory rhyming slang for a dark-skinned non-caucasian, especially those of African or Subcontinental Indian descent.

Feargal Sharkey is an Irish pop singer who found fame in the '70s and '80s.

That Beyonce Knowles is a bit of alright for a Feargal-Sharkey, ain't she, eh!?

by Andy Sword January 6, 2009

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bastering

A corruption of the colloquial nonword adjective 'bastarding,' commonly used by one in the throes of a sudden effusive rage.

Most frequently pronounced without the g, i.e. basterin'.

How many fucking times do I have to trip over that cunting rug before someone MOVES the bastering thing?!?

by Andy Sword October 9, 2009

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seeing pink

A pathological state of free-floating anger, the afflicted individual never far from seeing red, i.e. losing his/her temper.

Schoolkid #1: "Uh-oh, Mr Lee looks like he's seeing red!"

Schoolkid #2: "Meh... that old bastard is permanently seeing pink, don't take much to set him off..."

by Andy Sword June 19, 2011

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