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Doing an SC

What you do when you cheat on someone. if you cheat on them you are doing an SC. This is the worst kind of cheating, where you fuck their brains out before pretending nothing is wrong.
Named after Sarah Craggs.
The love triangle: Kieron - Andy - Mike - Kieron etc.
by Andy July 24, 2004
mugGet the Doing an SCmug.

blub blub blub

Something you say to let people know you dont care.
1) Hey Andy, listen to this. "Blub blub blub I dont give a shit!

2) Blub Blub Blub, oh i see you dont care.
by Andy February 17, 2004
mugGet the blub blub blubmug.

homeschooler

From ages 5-25 they can only make conversation with people ages +40 (aside from their own sibilings).

Females from ages 5 to their death, wears a combination of the following: Flowery table cloth like vest, long sleeved button up shirts, 9 inch zipper back-pocketless jeans (Generally a 3 inch gap between the bottom of the jeans & the top of their boots), long baggy jean-skirts with a ruffle around the bottom.

Males wear either a tucked-in all the way buttoned polo shirt or a tucked-in t-shirt with a german shepherd on it. Also wears annoyingly tight jeans or khaki dockers (all of which are tucked into their socks).
You will know within 10-seconds of an encounter with any random person if they are a homeschooler.
by Andy December 28, 2005
mugGet the homeschoolermug.

fek

Originally from the Britcom "Father Ted" a derivitive of the word fuck that is used when fuck cannot be.
Maid (in british accent)- "What would you say to a cup of tea?"

Father - "Fek off cup!"
by Andy March 21, 2005
mugGet the fekmug.

lampie

variant of techies. get most of the shinyest toys to play with.
prefers the dark, reads under blue light for major parts of life.
uses lots of TLA's - DMX, 520's, P64...
but not as many as soundies
'its not my problem, go ask a lampie for it'
'i'm not the DJ, i'm a lampie'
by andy February 13, 2005
mugGet the lampiemug.

Roll that beautiful bean footage

Man, Im gonnna take your mom home and "roll that beautiful bean footage."
by Andy October 6, 2004
mugGet the Roll that beautiful bean footagemug.

return of the Real

Term used by psychoanalysts, especially Lacanians, for the eruption into social life of impulses or phenomena which have been repressed from the symbolic order in the process of the formation of a master-signifier. The excluded element is not destroyed but returns in a form which is incomprehensible and terrifying. A "return of the Real" is a sudden eruption and interruption which spectacularly reveals the contingency of social relations and shatters fixed certainties.

For instance, Slavoj Zizek analysed September 11th as a "return of the Real": the repressed fundamentalist impulse which was the hidden outcome of the US's own activities produced an explosive and terrifying result which rocked people's identities and the existing political framework.
A reworking of the return of the repressed.

Doesn't make as much sense outside Lacanian ontology, because the violence and negativity of the "return of the Real" are crucial to its use as a concept. One can reconfigure it to some extent if one suggests that the social order makes its own Real, so that the phrase "return" is simply figurative.
by Andy May 7, 2004
mugGet the return of the Realmug.

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