andy's definitions

madonnas

What a hispanic person who speaks poor English might call McDonald's.

Guelcome to Madonnas! (say: Mah-doe-na's)

by Andy September 30, 2005

malapropism

This is when someone abuses the wrong worm so you can't understudy what they're crying to play.

Named after someone called Mrs Malaprop in some classical something or other.

by Andy May 7, 2004

disk read error

Common problem most PS2 owners experience sooner or later where the console stops reading disks of certain types or all CDs used in the unit and displays 'Disk Read Error'.
Usually linked to the laser misaligning itself or a dirty lens.

I just got this thing a month ago how can I be getting disk read errors?

this isn't even scratched why's it giving me this crap?

by Andy April 4, 2005

Moosii

plural of moose, more than one moose, alternative to mooses

What happened to you?? Were you sexually assaulted by a group of moosii?

by Andy November 11, 2004

badgerbanger

A person who has sex with badgers. Probably because hunting foxes has been banned. Such person must have a hardy penis in order to deal with bonerbiting by the badger.

Scottish people often wear sporrans in order to attract badgers to their cocks which are under the kilt. They wiggle it around to attract the badger, a practice known as badger baiting. When the badger bites they have oral sex with it then fuck it as well. It is due to this practice that the Scottish are so hardy.

It is often wrongly stated that the Welsh are also badgerbangers. In fact, as we all know, they go for the rather safer course of being sheepshaggers.

by Andy June 12, 2008

Frigg

Believe it or not, the highest goddess in the ancient Norse pantheon and wife of Odin/Woten the King of the Gods was called Frigg. This is the origin of the word "Friday". So Friday is really "Frigg day"!

If you don't believe me, look it up.

by Andy June 27, 2004

salty

Out of luck; High and dry

By the time he got the handle it was empty. "Shit man" he said, "I'm salty."

by Andy November 3, 2002