andy's definitions

hotford (or Hottford)

A slang term for the newly urbanized city of Hartford, CT. Many Hartford area residents who aren't young wiggers or unweducated minorities hate this term.

Young wigger from Meriden: Yo, Murrrden is wack, let's shoot up to Hotford
Young Black Professional: Listen, Cracker, you're lucky I have a meeting at Aetna today, otherwise I wouldn't take you!

by Andy December 30, 2004

Shight

combintation of shit and "aight" witch is a combination for all right"

when your twisted drunk and someone demands you drink another beer you would answer by saying shight

by Andy November 30, 2003

North Jersey

The northern region of New Jersey. Provides easy access to NYC. If you're from North Jersey as opposed to South Jersey, you are much cooler by comparison.

"I'm from Jersey"
"What part?"
"North Jersey"

by Andy May 6, 2003

pudu

means the same as shit, except you can put it in a film and still get a "U" certificate (i.e. Star Wars Phantom Menace). In the ROTJ Jabba scene, it's translated as "fodder", but this doesn't explain why Sebulba sez it when he crashes his racing pod.

what a load of bantha pudu

you used to be a good smuggler, but now you're bantha pudu

everything Tony Blair says is complete pudu

by Andy April 17, 2004

Variag

A Tolkien word. Variags are inhabitants of a country called Khand, in southern Middle Earth, between Mordor and Harad. They aren't Haradrim, and nothing really is said about them, which makes one wonder why Tolkien put them in at all. Maybe they were to have some crucial role in a book he never got around to writing? One website says the Variags were very loyal to Sauron whereas the Haradrim were just tricked. At least that makes a bit of sense. In fact I don't think we're even told they're humans. They might be orcs. Or elves. Or aaracokra. AAARRRRGGGHHHH!!!! someone tell me what a Variag is!!!!!!

The Variag ambassador was not very popular at the royal court of Gondor.

What the hell is a Variag?????

by Andy April 18, 2004

SAFD

The proper definition is "Suck a Fuckin' Dick"

Gordon was working on a car and he spilled transmission fluid all over his clean white t-shirt and he yelled out: "SAFD"

by Andy July 22, 2003

Hull

Where naughty Ulster Unionists go.

Ian Paisley: Don't fuck the pope, or you'll go to Hull.

by Andy May 13, 2004