andy's definitions

Rectum Invasion

When something is inserted into the asshole of a living being against their own will.

I gave my chick a Rectum Invasion

by Andy July 18, 2004

sucking diesel

Said when you're not just feeling OK, but feeling great!
Pioneered by Colin Murray & Edith Bowman on BBC Radio 1, UK.

How are you?
I am sucking diesel!

by Andy July 21, 2004

good lord

An effective and/or morally worthy member of the feudal aristocracy.

Robin of Locksley was a good lord, but King John was a cunt.

by Andy July 22, 2004

Omwati

Bird-like humanoid, with blue feathers covering a human-like body; native to the planet Omwat. The Omwati are very intelligent. Omwat was plagued by imperial forces during the time of the Rebellion, and cities were obliterated to pressure captured Omwatis into working for the imperials.

Qwi Xux, the scientist who designed the Death Star and the Sun Crusher and who played an important role in the Star Wars Jedi Academy novels, is an Omwati.

by Andy July 22, 2004

Orophin

1) Noldorin Elf, brother of Finrod, who was next in line to the throne of Nargothrond when Finrod was slain by Sauron. The weak-willed Orophin was usurped by Celegorm and Curufin, but took power with the aid of Beren after his return. He established Nargothrond as an unassailable hidden realm, but succumbed to pressure form Turin to adopt a more aggressive approach, and was slain in the sacking of Nargothrond.

2) Elf, brother of Haldir and Rumil, one of the three who encountered the Fellowship of the Ring on the borders of Lorien. He couldn't speak Westron.

Both are Tolkien characters.

by Andy July 22, 2004

Bliar

Prime Minister of Britain. Often mis-spelt as Blair, the correct spelling is Bliar because he lies so much.

Where are the WMD's, eh Tony? What a fucking liar.

by Andy July 22, 2004

Constructicon

Member of a Decepticon Special Team made up entirely of construction vehicles. All coloured light green and purple, the Constructicons are Scavenger (hoe), Scrapper (digger), Bonecrusher (bulldozer), Mixmaster (cement mixer), Hook (crane) and Long Haul (dump truck).

They combine into Devastator. The Constructicons were the first Special Team with a combined mode, and the only one inherited from the Diaclone line. Uniquely among the Generation 1 combiners, the Constructicons were not interchangeable and could only combine in a very specific way.

"Constructicons, combine and merge into Devastator!"

"Nobody's driving those things!"
"Right, puny human! We are the Constructicons! We drive ourselves!"

by Andy July 22, 2004