goblinoid

Something which resembles a goblin or is of the same genus of creatures as goblins (including a goblin itself) - e.g. orcs, hobgoblins.

Can be used as noun or adjective.
There's some type of goblinoid creature in the corner of the group.

David Blunkett looks like some kind of goblionoid.
by Andy May 27, 2004
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Who killed Farhad Usmanov?

This strangely unqualified question has appeared in sticker, placard and graffiti form all over the place, prompting many to wonder.

The correct answer is Islam Karimov, president of Uzbekistan. Farhad Usmanov is a human rights cause celebre in Uzbekistan because his is the most blatant and the most widely protested of many cases of murder of political opponents by the Uzbek regime.

The stickers etc. seem to be the handiwork of the Muslim fundamentalist group Hizb-ut Tahrir, an insidious organisation committed to human rights violations of other kinds (against Jews, gays, women, etc.), but who object to attacks on fellow Islamists and who therefore have a lot of gripes with the Uzbek government. This government is particularly keen on killing Islamists because they happen to be the main opposition force in the country. Farhad was the son of a cleric.
seen on lamp-posts, unattended walls, etc. for months
by Andy April 20, 2004
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whhaer

a pliable, foldable, compleatly flat and round penis resembling a plate. masculine form of whhaerrre
because his whhaer was so big, it took bob several minutes to refold his whhaer after using the restroom
by Andy November 22, 2004
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Whammy

The act of a girl sticking her fist(s) into the vaginal cavity.
by andy March 06, 2003
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winese

footnotes:

The Winese may also express interest in Japanese culture similar to the way the Wapanese do. They claim to know how to use chopsticks and deny that sushi is horrible in taste. They also will correct your pronounciation of Chinese names and/or things, although their pronounciation changes every time.
Winese: "It's pronouned Lu-eo Bay."

Innocent Person: "Lu-eo Bay?"

Winese: "No, Lew-a-ho Bwey."
by Andy August 30, 2004
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Dearing Report

An entirely fictional account written by a senile drunk old man bribed by the government to write this bullshit about higher education. As made-up as Harry Potter but less fun.

Includes absurd claims such as that charging students over the moon to study will encourage more people to go to university, that the threat of being millions of pounds in debt doesn't stop poor people studying, and that students in ten years time will ride to university on the backs of flying pigs.
Dearing is an asshole.

The Dearing Report is a pile of fucking shite.

Dearing should be fucking smoked
by Andy April 20, 2004
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gay pride

Collective noun for a group of gay lions.
There aren't any lionesses, it must be a gay pride.
by Andy April 20, 2004
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