by Andy July 22, 2003
by Andy November 26, 2004
A group of people in a department that have to deal with all the IT problems within an company or organzation. These problems are dealing with dumb asses users 99% of the time.
The helpdesk is the first and last people you deal with from the IT department.
The helpdesk is the first and last people you deal with from the IT department.
Humm... It says press any key, I don't see the ANY key.
I think we need to call the helpdesk. Then the helpdesk employee shoots himself.
I think we need to call the helpdesk. Then the helpdesk employee shoots himself.
by Andy September 02, 2004
In the Spectrum game "Down to Earth", the Conenabs are cute little cyclops plant things which grow in clusters, multiply like randy maths teachers and explode when they get too numerous. Quite handy because the nasty aliens you're trying to kill sometimes hit them and blow up.
Oh bloody hell, there's another alien after me and I've only got two frigging lives left, there's some conenabs over there, I'm going to head for those. Oh shit, they've blown up and killed me.
by Andy April 18, 2004
utterly useless lecturer at Derby and Nottingham University who won't teach anyone anything and just expects you to know it
aka Francis Jedge, Francis Jedige, Francis Jegede (he can't spell his own name)
aka Francis Jedge, Francis Jedige, Francis Jegede (he can't spell his own name)
by Andy April 18, 2004
The life source to natives of New Jersey. Commonly found in many bottomless cups at any given diner. It sobers, it rejuvinates, it's you're only friend at 3:00 A.M. when that morning paper is due.
by Andy May 07, 2003
(UK slang) a swear-word added as an adjective to emphasise something, similar to bloody. Seems to be a reference to Hell.
The interjection "flaming Hell" is popular as a way of expressing shock, anger etc.
The interjection "flaming Hell" is popular as a way of expressing shock, anger etc.
I can't get this flaming computer to work.
Oh, we've just lost 3-0. Flaming hell! I thought things would get better this season.
Oh, we've just lost 3-0. Flaming hell! I thought things would get better this season.
by Andy June 27, 2004