Definitions by andy

Chode 

A chode is a penis which is wider than it is long
Ave seen 1

andy m couldn't fit his chode up my arse or in my mouth and when i tried to toss him off i couldn't get a grip. So basicly he carn't get any pleasure

Chode by Andy June 25, 2004

darth vader's helmet 

Slang for the head of your penis. If you remove Darth Vader's helmet, then you are masturbating. If you find a place to put Darth Vader's helmet then you are having sex regularly.

- So what did you get up to last night then Steve?
- I removed Darth's Helmet
- Oh. So you were on your own then.

darth vader's helmet by Andy June 23, 2004

misunderestimated 

Word invented by George W Bush because he's an idiotic stupid moronic cunt who can't even string a sentence together.

He either means misunderstood or underestimated.

George W Bush is a fucking cunt.

misunderestimated by Andy June 23, 2004

hello to you 

A greeting taken from the (now cult) Tango adverts on British Television, where the announcer greets a porcupine with the words "Hello to you". Use this phrase to greet absolutely everyone, and piss them off at the same time.

"Hello to you"
"Hello to you, sir"

hello to you by Andy June 23, 2004

Predacon

1) a member of a special team of Decepticons who all transform into animals: Razorclaw, Rampage, Tantrum, Divebomb, Headstrong. Combine into Predaking.

2) the name adopted by the evil side (ex-Decepticons) in Beast Wars.

Razorclaw is a Predacon.

Predacon by Andy June 22, 2004

Predaking 

Composite form of the Predacons - a massive robot with a lion's head on its chest and wielding a huge sword.

Don't fuck with Predaking.

Predaking by Andy June 22, 2004

Take-Away 

Basically, if you want to say that you've eaten out a girl, instead you can say that you went for a take-away (ie. you ate out)

Alternatively you can use the phrase socks

So...Andy...What did you get up to?
I went for a take-away!
Whoa whoa whoa sweet child o'mine!

Take-Away by Andy June 19, 2004