andrew briggs's definitions

painkiller

When someone is shot in the skull.

He needs a painkiller.

by Andrew Briggs January 31, 2004

air buffet

Like an air biscuit, but hangs around a long time and may be revisited many times.

biscuit? that was a fucking BUFFET!

by Andrew Briggs January 31, 2004

MACHINE GUN

rapid succession of ballistic farts. see also shooting bunnies.

put that machine gun away dude

by Andrew Briggs January 31, 2004

scottish bedwarmer

A major fart.

Who needs an electric blanket when I have her scottish bedwarmers?

by Andrew Briggs January 31, 2004

coconuts

Tits, boobs, breasts, melons, jugs.

She's got a lovely pair of coconuts!!

by Andrew Briggs January 31, 2004

balloon fart

you know when you blow up a balloon and then pull the neck out so the air escapes with a long squealing shriek? Some people can do this with their butt!!

bruce did the biggest balloon fart i ever seen!

by Andrew Briggs January 31, 2004

disturbance in the Force

A fart that ruins everyone's room, caused by someone who follows the Dark Side.

There is a disturbance in the Force...

by Andrew Briggs January 31, 2004