andrew's definitions

water ice

What "italian ice" is called in the Philadelphia area.

Hey, want to get some water ice before the eagles game?

Okay...but wait a minute...isn't all ice made out of water?

by andrew May 13, 2005

Poo Dart

A wet fart which launches a fecal projectile

Damn that bitch poo darted my leg!
I was goin down on that chick and she poo darted my forehead.

by andrew December 4, 2002

scambaiter

Someone who misrepresents themself to a e-mail scammer. The desired result is either to impair the scammer's ability to work on other scams, or to wholesale counter-scam them.

One scammmer lost thousands of dollars buying Anus brand laptops from a very good scambaiter.

by Andrew April 7, 2005

calculus

Calculus is a generic term referring to any form of mathematics which has axioms and at least one fundamental theory. Some examples of mathematics that can be categorized as calculus are: algebra, geometry, arithmetic, etc.

Due to corruption of the definition over time, in modern usage "calculus" almost exclusively refers to "The Calculus." The Calculus is also known as "Newton's Calculus," or "Leibniz’s Calculus" depending on who you ask. Mathematics majors tend to refer to The Calculus as "Leibniz’s Calculus" and physics majors tend to refer to The Calculus as "Newton's Calculus.”

Any Given Major: "I need help with my calculus homework."
Physics Major: "Are you referring to 'Newton's Calculus?'"
Math Major: "I think you mean 'Leibniz's Calculus'"
Physics Major: “No, I mean ‘Newton’s Calculus,’ because Newton slapped Leibniz around like a step-child at Wal*Mart.”
Math Major: sob sob

by Andrew April 4, 2005

pee pee can

a toilet

i need to use your pee pee can

by andrew June 7, 2003

got hax?

this can be interpritaed in two ways. one signifying a person is hacking.. or sturing up people by saying you hack! writen g0t h4x? commen used term in counter-strike

1. g0t h4x? (just after your kill someone in counter-strike)

2. g0t h4x fkn faggot! (just after u've been binked in counter-strike)

by Andrew January 19, 2003

duffer

duffer - the designated ugly fat friend

why do all the hot girls hang out with duffers

by andrew January 11, 2005