andrew's definitions

hutsy

nickname for any person with the surname 'huts'

hutsy was the biggest stoner in his old age

by Andrew January 19, 2004

yall

a white trash american word for for "you all", the best way to sound like white trash is to say yall

yall know that my trailer park is the best

by Andrew June 22, 2004

Cambridge University of Neutron Technology

A really funny fake university. See also Sam Houston Institute of Technology.

I went to Cambridge University of Neutron Technology and I still remember the day I graduated from CUNT University.

by Andrew June 18, 2006

water ice

What "italian ice" is called in the Philadelphia area.

Hey, want to get some water ice before the eagles game?

Okay...but wait a minute...isn't all ice made out of water?

by andrew May 13, 2005

QGUT

Acronym for Quiet, Grown Ups Talking, used when some one immature attempts to interject a useless comment into a conversation, thread or chat.

A troll kept posting insults in the chatroom, but after a few QGUTs from the mod, he got the message and left.

by Andrew November 24, 2003

pod

Pin head on a draw; used in texas hold um, it is used to describe a person who satys in on a draw when they should have folded

What a fucking pod to have called me all the way on that!!!

by Andrew May 13, 2005

calculus

Calculus is a generic term referring to any form of mathematics which has axioms and at least one fundamental theory. Some examples of mathematics that can be categorized as calculus are: algebra, geometry, arithmetic, etc.

Due to corruption of the definition over time, in modern usage "calculus" almost exclusively refers to "The Calculus." The Calculus is also known as "Newton's Calculus," or "Leibniz’s Calculus" depending on who you ask. Mathematics majors tend to refer to The Calculus as "Leibniz’s Calculus" and physics majors tend to refer to The Calculus as "Newton's Calculus.”

Any Given Major: "I need help with my calculus homework."
Physics Major: "Are you referring to 'Newton's Calculus?'"
Math Major: "I think you mean 'Leibniz's Calculus'"
Physics Major: “No, I mean ‘Newton’s Calculus,’ because Newton slapped Leibniz around like a step-child at Wal*Mart.”
Math Major: sob sob

by Andrew April 4, 2005