andrew's definitions

slowbalt

new chevy cobalt
very slow even the supercharged ones

dude did you see that race; no wut was it? a chevy caviller and a chevy slowbalt; who won?; idk there still racing after 2 minutes

by Andrew June 6, 2005

The Alien

The act of having intercourse with a girl who is so thin that the pressure causes an outward bulge to appear from her stomach.

"That chick I banged was so slim, I thought The Alien was gunna pop out of her and attack me!"

by Andrew April 13, 2007

Buttloafo

Buffalo New York

So Geoff, what did you do in Buttloafo over vacation?

by ANDREW March 2, 2004

Asian Yum Yum

Don Mark's younger sister

"Don, get Asian Yum Yum over here so I can get a piece"

by Andrew March 25, 2004

Blades

Wheel off an Integra GSR.

You gonna get blades for your civic?

by Andrew December 24, 2004

calculus

Calculus is a generic term referring to any form of mathematics which has axioms and at least one fundamental theory. Some examples of mathematics that can be categorized as calculus are: algebra, geometry, arithmetic, etc.

Due to corruption of the definition over time, in modern usage "calculus" almost exclusively refers to "The Calculus." The Calculus is also known as "Newton's Calculus," or "Leibniz’s Calculus" depending on who you ask. Mathematics majors tend to refer to The Calculus as "Leibniz’s Calculus" and physics majors tend to refer to The Calculus as "Newton's Calculus.”

Any Given Major: "I need help with my calculus homework."
Physics Major: "Are you referring to 'Newton's Calculus?'"
Math Major: "I think you mean 'Leibniz's Calculus'"
Physics Major: “No, I mean ‘Newton’s Calculus,’ because Newton slapped Leibniz around like a step-child at Wal*Mart.”
Math Major: sob sob

by Andrew April 4, 2005

QGUT

Acronym for Quiet, Grown Ups Talking, used when some one immature attempts to interject a useless comment into a conversation, thread or chat.

A troll kept posting insults in the chatroom, but after a few QGUTs from the mod, he got the message and left.

by Andrew November 24, 2003