andrew's definitions

Mooncricket

Derogotory term for "colored people". Basically the same as saying Nigger

Dude...look at those mooncrickets in that back alley playing dice.

by Andrew September 27, 2004

Dirty Starfish

The act of being tea bagged in such a way that the man leaves a brown star-shaped mark on the persons nose from his unwiped anus

Marla recieved a dirty starfish because I forgot to wipe earlier that night

by Andrew February 11, 2003

Roadman

The facist dictator of unreasonable school classes. Does not promote drug use even though is suspected of manufacturing "Happiness" in her basement.

I just went into the bathroom and layed a Roadman.

by Andrew August 14, 2003

homar

A person who likes to sit at home on their ass all day and smoke a blunt.

"Where's Bob?"
"At his crib being a homar"

by Andrew February 13, 2004

Negrociate

To make peace with a nigger. Or to work out a plan

Cop: Hey wont come out
Chief of police: What color is his skin?
Cop:Black sir.
Chief of police: Send in the negrociator!
Cop: Are you sure sir?
Chief of police: Positive.
Negrociator: Now listen up Johnny Negaro (say that was his name), You wanna come out before we bust a cap in your ass!

YOU SEE THE NEGROCIATOR IS DOWN WITH THE BLACK TEARMANOLOGY. HE CAN DEFUSE ANY SITUIATION INVOLVING A COLORED MAN. AIIIGHT!!

by Andrew July 11, 2004

koolness

comes from the word cool meaning awesome.

Wow andrew is koolness

by andrew May 11, 2004

monty

a perverted shop assistant in "wants".
unable to handle any type of alcohol... usually hugs the fruit machine after 2 pints.
burns his child's books after a failed attempt at conquering europe.

is that monty by the fruit machine?
no i thought he's in czechoslovakia

by Andrew October 22, 2006