andrew's definitions

Moose

1.) A form of Animal
2.) The colour your teeth go if you dont clean them for a week
3.) The strange smell your closet makes
4.) Making a salad

1.) I once petted a moose
2.) Oh man Camping makes everything turn moose right on a weeks away time brother!
3.) What the fuck is that! You got some serious moose coming outta there!
4.) Jackson! Go moose for me will you!

by Andrew January 22, 2004

Suasida

Sudden, unexpected anal sex induced diarrhea accident.

Wtf would you want an example. I think the definition is enough, no man, nor woman would want to go through this, right?

by Andrew February 22, 2005

Shplabow

i heard it on a sprite comercial
i think it means somethin like "oh yeah"

1. a) dude that toy with the afro said "shplabow"

b) look at her butt, thats nice "shplabow"

by Andrew August 8, 2004

Cheese Dip

Cheese dip is the thing you think of right after you are wanking and you think of your mother. The thought that comes into my mind when that happens is 'cheese dip'. it is quitee strange but it gets me off even when i smell carrot and no cheese what so ever. Which is odd in my life as i own many cheese factories, like charlie and the chocolate factory but its more like andrew and the cheese factory. except i am much cooler and own as i said before many cheese factories. thats what cheese dip means to peoples odd legs that are often shorter that their fingers and buim pubes.

"ohh yeah thats the shit yeah uhh cheese dip uhh*SPLAT*uhh yea, good fuckin cheese dip"

by Andrew May 20, 2004

schman

noun. A manly woman.

"whoa nigga, did you see that fat-ass schman bitch with the facial hair?!"

by andrew December 12, 2003

punk ass

Refer to "Punk Bitch" or assume this is a mix between Punk Bitch and Asshat.

"Punk ass chain stealing trow slut."
"Hows it goin ya punk ass?"

by andrew October 27, 2002

libertarian

1)One who advocates maximizing individual rights and minimizing the role of the state.
2)One who believes in free will.
3)Not a conservative or liberal in the modern sense.
4)Believe in the freedom to do as you wish as long as you don't hurt others.
5)Freedom, Liberty, Minimal Government.

I vote Libertarian because the biggest wasted vote is for another evil Republican or Democrat.

by Andrew April 26, 2004