andrew's definitions

cocktease

A girl who is flirtacious with almost any member of the opposite sex and pretending it is only innocent behavior, often with the primary intention of fishing for compliments

She was such a cocktease that she even flirted with an 80 year-old wilted man to garner some compliments.

by Andrew February 13, 2003

Shylock

jewish mystic, or gypsy

that shylock stole my watch

by andrew December 26, 2004

fourth wall

In theatre, the side or sides of the set facing the audience that have no physical reality. The audience and actors aknowledge this deliniation as a convention of theatre, unless the director chooses to "break" the fourth wall.

An actor making eye contact with the audience is breaking the fourth wall.

by Andrew January 19, 2005

homsar

homsar is the awesome song from the sixties. He was raised by a cup of coffee and his getting to free country was the pride of the peaches. his hobbys include being crushed by heavy lourdes and getting his jenga ship shanked.

YOU SHANKED MY JENGA SHIP-homsar

by andrew February 14, 2004

chino

A guy who has smoked himself not only retarded but beyond belief as well. Laughs at pretty much everything, and is also the life of the party.

"What's up with Frank?"
"Man that he's a chino"

by Andrew February 13, 2004

jódete

In Spanish "Fuck you!"

Persona A- ¡Eres tonto!
Persona B- ¡Jódete!

by Andrew March 15, 2005

I told you I was hardcore

The last words typed by Brandon Veda, a young man who committed suicide by drug and medication overdose, live on webcam while he conversed with people on IRC who encouraged him.

If you OD on drugs while on IRC with people who didn't think you'd do it, say "I told you I was hardcore" to prove your toughness. Then die.

by andrew October 2, 2005